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Lucky37D
01-21-2000, 11:45 PM
Anyone see any really kick ass vampire movies? My favorites are From Dusk Till Dawn + Lost Boys. Ive seen a lot but Im sure there are some ou there I missed..........
DJEvil
01-22-2000, 04:39 AM
"Vampires" is good. I think you'll like it, since you mentioned two of MY favorites...
Near Dark is a classic. Three cast members from Aliens (the best ones, no less).
I've heard that Vampire's Kiss is supposed to be really funny, but I don't know...
If I think of any others, I'll let ya know...
GhostInTheMachine
01-23-2000, 12:21 AM
Vampires is horrible - don't waste your money on the rental.
Lost boys is cool, and Blade was a pleasant surprise. I liked the Coppola version of Dracula and of course the classics Nosferatu and Bella Lugosi's Dracula won't let you down either...OH and you can't forget the great Christopher Lee vampire flicks from the 70s.
Has anyone seen Bordello Of Blood? I keep meaning to rent it but I always find something else. Is it any good?
DJEvil
01-23-2000, 12:48 AM
"Dennis Miller is a bad mutha-Shut yo-AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (falls down dead)
Bordello of Blood is NOT a worthy predecessor to Demon Knight. It IS, however, trademark Crypt. It reeks of Tales From the Crypt. That's a damn good thing, cause overall, it's not a very good movie...
But I LOVED it! Dennis Miller is a funny mutha in this movie. Plot holes abound, but if you watch it with the intent of having a good time, regardless of story, logic, or continuity (ala Deep Blue Sea), you're most likely gonna have a good time.
Miller absolutely steals the show...like Mike Tyson after a three-hour conjugal visit with Robyn Givens after a late-night book signing with Edith Cavell who just got back from a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Corey Feldman is in this one, hamming it up like David Letterman eating at Tony Danzas' barmitzvah while doing the Mamushka with the Addams Family while juggling the remains of Tina Yuther's career after realising that she wasn't related to David Koresh.
Angie Everheart is about as cute and deadly as Mickey Mouse on Halloween at the Heaven's Gate Going Away Party at the exact moment that Pamela Anderson Lee jumps out of the birthday cake for Eva Perone while The Doors' "L.A. Woman" plays in DTS surround sound.
[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 01-22-2000).]
S-Mart Ash
01-23-2000, 01:00 AM
Ok no more Crack for DJ.
Lucky37D
01-23-2000, 01:33 AM
Yeah I saw Bordello of Blood and I think that the only thing that kept my attention was Dennis Miller's one liners. I saw John Carpenter's Vampires, too and I didn't think it was as bad as I hear everyone say. Also, I saw this movie Fright Night and I was wondering if anyone saw the sequel and if it was any good.
DJEvil
01-23-2000, 01:38 AM
I thought the sequel was about as much fun as the original, but it's been a while since I've seen it, so...
DJEvil
01-24-2000, 04:28 AM
I just watched Fright Night 1 and 2 back-to-back. While Fright Night 1 is the king, Fright Night 2 did indeed have it's merits. A worthy sequel. If they kept this up, the series would go from campy to good. Scary thought, eh?
Darth Bigglesworth
01-24-2000, 10:16 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one that actually thought Fright Night Part 2 was pretty good.
Speaking of Fright Night, what's this rumour I've heard about the guy who played Evil Ed going on to become a gay porno star!?!?! Was that just some joke?
Nick Nunziata
01-24-2000, 10:52 PM
Look on the main page of CHUD Darth. I mentioned that very thing on there this morning.
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