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DJEvil
01-19-2000, 01:04 AM
Well, I'd say my senior play director, Mr. Crawford, but you guys don't know him, so...

My pick would be Michael Myers from Halloween. I'd freak out.

BTW, I wrote a script where Mr. Crawford is the bad guy. It's really freaky. He laughed at it.

Nick Nunziata
01-19-2000, 03:41 AM
The floating kid from SALEM'S LOT.

Blofeld
01-19-2000, 08:05 AM
No question -- Shelley Winters.

chenzzo
01-19-2000, 09:21 AM
Jeffrey Combs...especially if he looked like he did in "The house on haunted hill" carrying that big saw type thing and doing the robot all the time. Spooky.

Johnny Butane
01-19-2000, 12:20 PM
DJ Evil or Rob Zombie

Jason Pollock
01-19-2000, 12:21 PM
Aw, c'mon-you could outrun Shelly Winters! I'd go with Nathan Lane...

Blofeld
01-19-2000, 12:36 PM
I've got to reassess my original comment...when I was a boy, there was no more thrilling sight than Shelley Winters in a sopping wet dress in the bowels of the Poseiden.
I assure you that the hospitalization was beneficial -- if not entirely successful...

DJEvil
01-19-2000, 01:31 PM
Ok, lemme narrow it down, here...

Pick a HORROR MOVIE CHARACTER.

Geeze, the force is unbalanced on the boards...

LowShot
01-19-2000, 01:55 PM
Jan De Bont.

Even though he isn't a horror movie character, he should be.

Blofeld
01-19-2000, 01:59 PM
Okay, DJ -- serious film discussion...

Henry from Portrait of a Seriel Killer

Blofeld
01-19-2000, 02:00 PM
...and then the Cocoa Puff bird from Portrait of a Cereal Killer.

chill-o-rama
01-19-2000, 03:47 PM
Count Orlok, the rat faced, skeletal bodied vampire from F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu. The original and still the most terrifing. All others are pussies in comparisson (with the exception of Karloff's Frankenstein monster and maybe the Creature from the Black Lagoon).

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Steve Murphy
01-19-2000, 04:13 PM
Count Chocula, from Post Cereal's chilling recreation of demonic treats in bite sized portions.

Nick Nunziata
01-19-2000, 04:16 PM
All hail Steve's triumphant return to the boards!

I kicked his ass in Crash Team Racing during his absence and it was nice.

Steve Murphy
01-19-2000, 04:25 PM
Nick is a lying fool! Not only did he lose at CTR, he was destroyderd, fighted, and collected.

Faust
01-19-2000, 04:36 PM
I hear that Max Shreck needed almostno makeup to play Nosferatu...spooky. Even spookier, they casted Willem Dafoe to play him in the upcoming movie...

For me,I would have to say Freddy Krueger. I am almost into my 30's, and Freddy still scares the shit out of me. Even after the cartoons and bedsheets and breakfast cereals, he still scares the shit out of me http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/frown.gif

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Nick Nunziata
01-19-2000, 04:46 PM
Faust, the merchandise IS the scary part!

matt
01-23-2000, 01:35 PM
That little rat-monkey from Bad Taste. Wouldn't take him long to catch up to me.

Matt

Jason Pollock
01-23-2000, 02:55 PM
"Sangaya!! You've got...THE BITE!!"

Faust
01-23-2000, 06:45 PM
Sangaya!!!

Dead Alive (Braindead), not Bad Taste http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

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GhostInTheMachine
01-23-2000, 11:34 PM
Hey don't get jokes on Shelley Winters, she is family!(she really is, i have never met her, and probably never will, but she was at my family reunion and somehow she is related to me. go figure.)

anyway, I'd be scared if Mr. T was chasing me...He'd rip me a new one. I can just hear his calls "I pity YOU, fool!"

Blofeld
01-24-2000, 11:02 AM
She wasn't at your family reunion because she's related ... she was just looking for free booze & brats.

GhostInTheMachine
01-24-2000, 05:13 PM
good point hehe