JASON VS. FREDDY

[Johnny Butane]

I want this movie now, but who should do it?

[Nick Nunziata]

Guillermo Del Toro or someone like that. Someone who will avoid cliche's.

[Johnny Butane]

I agree, but what about the plot? In a perfect world, it would be directed by Raimi. Or maybe Robert Rodriguez. What a world that would be.

[Nick Nunziata]

In a perfect world, Sam Raimi would direct EVERYTHING. Including traffic.

Imagine waiting at a stop sign while 15 deadites flew past on their way to punish the bitch who cut some bastard off in traffic!

[Johnny Butane]

And Bruce Campbell would finally get the fame an noterirety he so richly deserves.

[DJEvil]

Hell, I'll direct it. Gimme a camcorder.

Freddy, Jason, you guys be at Snow Hinton Park at 8 tonight. Be suited up and ready to go. Let's shoot this f*cker!

[Jason Pollock]

Effects artist Rob Bottin is signed, sealed, and delivered to make this his feature film debut. That's what Kane Hodder told me a few months ago in NYC at a Fango con.

[DJEvil]

Did he say it with his mask on? It makes ALL the difference.