I Zombie

[Nasty Savage]

Did anyone ever see "I Zombie"?.....I just rente it, but i havent seen it yet.I'll be watching tonight, but i wanted to get a little feedback on it to see if it's worth my time. I know it's made by Fangoria, so i figured it can't be too bad, but you never know

[Johnny Butane]

Can't be too bad? Ever seen 'School's Out'? That is a movie of pure ass, unending badness, and pain. I hope, for your sake, that 'I, Zombie' is a step up.

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[Nasty Savage]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Johnny Butane:
[B]Can't be too bad? Ever seen 'School's Out'? That is a movie of pure ass, unending badness, and pain.

I never heard of "School's Out", i'll have to look for that one. I'm hoping that "I Zombie" is good, but when it comes to making zombie movies nowadays they're normaly crappy and have stupid humor in it. This one was made in 1999 by Fango.

[girlcreeture]

I haven't seen it but I've heard it wasn't too good, hopefully you don't die from Shit Ass Movie Poisoning, be sure to check in to let us know you're ok http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

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[Johnny Butane]

Perhaps this review (http://www.creature-corner.com/bad/schoolsout.php3) will stop you from looking for this movie, save for the purposes of burning every available copy.

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[Nasty Savage]

well....here it is the next day,whew...i made it. It's not a movie i would recomend.....the guy gets bit by a zombie, then slowly, oh so slowly, turns into a zombie. It does'nt say where or how the zombies came to be.If he gets bit and turns into a zombie, then why did'nt the people he bit turn into one? That did'nt make sense.

As far as the gore, it's pretty cheesy.There was one scene where i almost died........... of laughter that is. The guy was masterbating and his dick fell off in his hand, i was laughing so hard the nieghbor came over to see what was going on.

Long stoy short......IT SUCKED.
Thats why i made this post, to try and save myself from wasting an hour and half of my life. Oh well, shit happens eh?
At least i survived.........this time

[Johnny Butane]

Maybe next time you won't be so quick to grab a movie with the Fango logo on it, eh?

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[girlcreeture]

That's the worst part. One would like to think that an establishment such as Fangoria would KNOW what the average horror fan is looking for, but alas, they make poopsie crappity movies, woe is the misleading Fango label.

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[Nasty Savage]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Johnny Butane:
[B]Maybe next time you won't be so quick to grab a movie with the Fango logo on it, eh?

Lesson learned........lol