Fuck Universal and MGM up their stupid asses

[Maria the Cross Vendril]

I have waited for what seams like forever for this movie. And now no one wants to touch it. This is a load of dogshit. I hope everyone at Universal and MGM get genital warts.

[Dan Whitehead]

And to think they say that this modern rock music makes kids anti-social...

[EvilFutsin]

One simple, three-letter acronym from me...

LOL :D

Okay, so it had a smiley. That's the bonus materials. :p

[Carl Cunningham]

I don't mean to come across as one of those warts and piss anyone off, be a party pooper, bump on the log, etc... but has anyone really put any thought into the possibility that this film might actually suck balls?

[HellSpawn]

A horror movie that sucks. That is an impossibility my good man!

Now out of my way before my cane hits your backside!

[Smilin' Jack Ruby]

Carl Cunningham:
I don't mean to come across as one of those warts and piss anyone off, be a party pooper, bump on the log, etc... but has anyone really put any thought into the possibility that this film might actually suck balls?I've heard it sucks balls from many people, but Ryan Rotten and The Inspector seem to like it and I trust their opinions.

[Dan Whitehead]

Carl Cunningham:
I don't mean to come across as one of those warts and piss anyone off, be a party pooper, bump on the log, etc... but has anyone really put any thought into the possibility that this film might actually suck balls?Quite possibly. Nothing I've seen on it has made me think it's anything that I'll go nuts for, but things that look far worse get released every week. I think that's the main complaint - why this one?

[Smilin' Jack Ruby]

Judging from Zombie's new comments, there's a chance that his "announcement" that MGM was releasing "House of 1,000" corpses on MTV totally fucked the deal - not the fact that he said "they have no morals" at MGM.

MGM might've been paying for a re-edit or something because they were thinking about releasing it and when Zombie went ahead and said it (instead of it being some big, controlled press announcement in the trades when everything had cleared through to the company higher-up's), they might've felt like he was trying to force their hand or something - and it bit him in the ass.

Just a theory.

[Django]

All this for a fucking Chris Hardwick, Karen Black movie.

Shit, I think we'll see Moseley as Chop-Top in that All-American Massacre BEFORE Corpses...

[Travesty34]

What is wrong with Karen Black?!

[Disciple]

Travesty34:
What is wrong with Karen Black?!Her eyes are a bit too close together. Otherwise, she's fine.

[Cruikshank]

Carl Cunningham:
I don't mean to come across as one of those warts and piss anyone off, be a party pooper, bump on the log, etc... but has anyone really put any thought into the possibility that this film might actually suck balls?I hate to admit it, but, yeah, I'm starting to have a few doubts about it. You can only tolerate so many setbacks and disappointments before you begin to think maybe the problem here isn't all the fault of the studios. Maybe there's something wrong with the movie. I'm a big Zombie fan and I don't want to face it, but on the day it's finally released we just might be confronted with a major let down with House of 1000 Corpses.

[Carl Cunningham]

Adam_72:
Travesty34:
What is wrong with Karen Black?!Her eyes are a bit too close together. Otherwise, she's fine.In other words, she's the anti-Uma Thurman.

[Greg Hansen]

Carl Cunningham:
In other words, she's the anti-Uma Thurman.OUTSTANDING!

2 Uma digs in one week on the same board! This is indeed a good week for Mrs. Tindalos. :D