CHRISTMAS IS FUCKED, the new holiday standard from The Lucky Nightsticks!

[Nick Nunziata]

Another track off our upcoming HOLIDAY 2008 EP, CHRISTMAS IS FUCKED.

MP3 FILE (http://chud.com/demo/music/Christmas%20is%20Fucked.mp3)

Nick - Keys, Voice
Steve - Drums

Don't know how to feel
turns out Santa's real
he's born in outer space
and hidden amongst us
he hates our love
planning to incinerate
from his home up North
he cooks an alien plan

Our favorite holiday man is besieging my home
Santa's a space man, Santa's a bad man
Christmas is Fucked
He's in the parlor chewing on Uncle Ed, he's in the backyard
Christmas is Fucked
I'm taping thumbtacks to the garden hose to fight Santa
Christmas is Fucked

And his reindeer are nothing less than intergalactic extraterrestrial terraforming demons
that defy the laws of man, the laws of cute, and the proposition that states:
"You can't look like a reindeer unless you take on rudimentary reindeer qualities."
And I did some research, and...

Donder and Blitzen are fighting for my neighbor's ribcage
Rudolph is a cunt
Comet is fueled by vomit torn from kid's tummies
Dancer breathes acid
Cupid and Vixen merge with Prancer to form a monster
a giant monster that feeds on baby breath, and not the plant
actual breath from actual babies

These are just a few reasons that Christmas is fucked

[Don S.]

Sending the Christmas Aliens Home With a Headache



I want to hear this one badly.


Loving the single you posted. Great work, Nick.

[xmagician]

That was fucking great!

[xmagician]

"Rudolph is a CUNT!"

Seriously....you guys put the X in X-Mas this year. Thank you.

[88 Inches]

Good shit, fucker. Really like the last 20 or so seconds. And the fact that you called Rudolph a cunt.

[Nick Nunziata]

Lyrics added