Nick Nunziata
12-17-2008, 02:57 AM
Track two off our upcoming HOLIDAY 2008 EP, CHRISTMAS IS FUCKED.
MP3 FILE (http://chud.com/demo/music/Santa%27s%20Getting%20Laid.mp3)
Nick - Keys, Keyboard Percussion, Voice
Steve - Drums, Backing
Is that beard real?
Christmas time is so inviting!
Santa's getting laid
Santa's getting laid
Christmastime and Mrs. Claus is feeling so damn good
She's got the warmest body that you ever seen and now Santa's sporting wood
Ms. Claus is hotter than asphalt, she's hotter than than elves
Santa's going to unwrap his present and send her straight to Hell
Santa's getting laid
Santa's getting laid
He'll lubricate down the chimney and bring some GI Joe
Then he'll eat the cookies you left and fuck your mom under the mistletoe
It's that time of the season
Santa's beard is white for reason
Gotta cut Ms. Claus some slack
About to spend eleven months on her back
Looks like Santa's getting laid
Smells like Santa's getting laid
"Left, right, Santa's ass moves.
Santa works that ass.
Santa works every part of that girl.
You know for an extraterrestrial you've really got some smooth moves Mr. Santa Claus.
You must work out.
Damn.
I thought that was a belly under there but shit you've got a coiled up motherfucking extraterrestrial alien Santa snake.
That's the real present.
Santa's getting laid.
Santa's fucking good.
Santa's hotter than Hell."
MP3 FILE (http://chud.com/demo/music/Santa%27s%20Getting%20Laid.mp3)
Nick - Keys, Keyboard Percussion, Voice
Steve - Drums, Backing
Is that beard real?
Christmas time is so inviting!
Santa's getting laid
Santa's getting laid
Christmastime and Mrs. Claus is feeling so damn good
She's got the warmest body that you ever seen and now Santa's sporting wood
Ms. Claus is hotter than asphalt, she's hotter than than elves
Santa's going to unwrap his present and send her straight to Hell
Santa's getting laid
Santa's getting laid
He'll lubricate down the chimney and bring some GI Joe
Then he'll eat the cookies you left and fuck your mom under the mistletoe
It's that time of the season
Santa's beard is white for reason
Gotta cut Ms. Claus some slack
About to spend eleven months on her back
Looks like Santa's getting laid
Smells like Santa's getting laid
"Left, right, Santa's ass moves.
Santa works that ass.
Santa works every part of that girl.
You know for an extraterrestrial you've really got some smooth moves Mr. Santa Claus.
You must work out.
Damn.
I thought that was a belly under there but shit you've got a coiled up motherfucking extraterrestrial alien Santa snake.
That's the real present.
Santa's getting laid.
Santa's fucking good.
Santa's hotter than Hell."