Outlaw Vern's new movie blog

[Sebastian OB]

http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/APRIL/VernBlog.html

Man, what a sellout. I am so let down.

[Anderson]

So appropriate.

[KABONG]

Fucking awesome.

[Daniel Strange]

The t-shirt ads are genius. Genius.

[Moltisanti]

I don't know what's better, "Cookin' Up The Hottest Jamz With Verizon And Whirlpool" or the box office predictions.

[Daniel Strange]

I take back what I said about the t-shirts. Everything on that page is genius.

[Phil]

I like the comment feature. Toasty.

[Tati]

The boards thread titles are the best thing.

[FrankCobretti]

Dude, I totally want to see Warrior Clan. I hear it's got, like, Asian chicks in it.

[Keith F]

I like the comment feature. Toasty.


Yep. Great.

[Nicholas]

The t-shirt ads are genius. Genius.

I'd seriously pay good money for an Iran-Contra shirt or David Warner ringtone.

[billylove]

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Come, Relax, Enjoy the Unparalleled View and Let us Take Care of the Rest!


I'm not certain this is real or not.

[Trejo]

Amazing. Brilliant. Life-changing.

See you losers later, the Quiznos/Vern boards are vastly superior. I've been waiting years for a 'Indie Actresses I Might Have a Chance With, Who Knows, I Like To Imagine I Do So I Make Little Out-of-place Comments About How Intelligent And Talented They Are' thread around here.. Quiznos/Vern's delivers.

[RathBandu]

I'm a fan of " Championing Of Mediocre Indie Movie Because I Saw It At A Film Festival", Here's Where I Use Industry Lingo With Varying Success," and "I'm So Disappointed In This Young Actress For Making a Sex Tape, I Thought She Was Better Than That, Here's the Link."

[LatinoInferno]

Vern is awesome, and we all fail in comparison with the Outlaw.

Really, if that whole prank wasn't a total fuck you at most "movie news blogs" in general, and I mean in FUCKING GENERAL.....I'll retire permanently from the Net.

[Jesse Custer]

Let's hear it for:

"Fandango: Buying tickets is too fucking hard"

Also:

"This is a window decal that will be on the windows at some theaters, to advertise Shrek 4. I think this is a very clever design we were very lucky to get this here first. You see it is a number 4 only it has antennas on it, like Shrek does. This is not even available in theaters until tomorrow and will not be on the web anywhere else for an EXCLUSIVE 72 hour window...."

I love Vern.

[Rusty Oysterburger]

Ah man, I love Vern.

That advert for "Eric Bana Movie" is probably the best thing I've ever seen