Profiles in Karma: A Blog by Jeremy Smith

[Clarence Beaks]

I just don't know.

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/28/Profiles-in-Karma-The-High-Cost-of-Living-Piously.html

[Phil]

Beautiful.

[Michael Shaver]

Please write these on a regular basis.

Are these going to replace For No Good Reason?

[KABONG]

Soooooo satisfying to see CleanFlix go down in FLAMES.

[FrankCobretti]

Brilliant.

[LisaNY]

My my my... that was just deeeeelightful. More please.

[Johan Brock]

Great stuff, Beaks. Nice to see Clean Flix getting punished the hard way.

[Clarence Beaks]

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/66/Profiles-in-Karma-Michael-Cimino-Should039ve-Directed-039Footloose039.html

[KABONG]

Michael Cimino's Footloose might have cured cancer.

[Clarence Beaks]

A brief public service announcement: http://chud.com/articles/blogs/128/Profiles-in-Karma-Things-That-Are-Not-Structurally-Sound.html

[gravedigger]

Oh ho, that's not even the fucking chair I was thinking of. I figured it'd be this thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4&feature=related).

[Clarence Beaks]

Yeah, a little different. But at least that looks like it wouldn't collapse under Keira Knightley's weight.

[BubWilliams]

So that's a fucking chair. We've come so far as a people.

Also, they apparently sell instructional DVDs on Female Ejaculation too, yeah.

[McIrish]

A brief public service announcement: http://chud.com/articles/blogs/128/Profiles-in-Karma-Things-That-Are-Not-Structurally-Sound.html

I was ready to buy until I saw the big " no anal penetration" sign. Rikety and lacking features, what a disapointment.

[Greg David]

When inventing and marketing a dildo-related product, it seems pure folly to exclude the gay market like that. That's Economics 101, people.

[LisaNY]

When inventing and marketing a dildo-related product, it seems pure folly to exclude the gay market like that. That's Economics 101, people.
So this chair is strictly for women only? Can I assume, then, that it has an audio feature in which the chair swears that it's never met anyone like you, and promises to call you in a couple of days?

[Sado]

I'm sorry to interrupt the chair fucking here, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the Le Car if you can reenact the Humvee scene in 'The Rock.' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V0mRvh14Wc) Even the theme song is catchy.

The infomercial that gravedigger posted features one office working guy exclaiming, 'It's working my abs!' Yeah, buddy. I'm sure it's working your 'abs.'

[Clarence Beaks]

"Bring Me the Bad Judgment of Briana Evigan"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/162/Profiles-In-Karma-Bring-Me-the-Bad-Judgment-of-Briana-Evigan.html

[Clarence Beaks]

"Mamet Surrenders"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/288/Profiles-in-Karma-Mamet-Surrenders.html

[Subotai]

Anyone read the new biorgaphy of Mamet? As Jeremy notes, 'unexpected' indeed.

[Clarence Beaks]

"I Want You Back"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/353/Profiles-in-Karma-I-Want-You-Back.html

[ElCapitanAmerica]

Just noticed this thread ... so turns out that guy wasn't the Clean Fix founder?

[Clarence Beaks]

Huh. Weird.

[BubWilliams]

Ah, the Cleveland Cavs, even if they make it to play-offs they'll choke. That pretty happens to every Cleveland team, we have shitty luck in this city.