*Doctors, scientists, pretty lab technicians and such, not the commonly-possessed-and-no-doubt-in-the-midst-of-a-massive-class-action-lawsuit children’s dolls.
*Doctors, scientists, pretty lab technicians and such, not the commonly-possessed-and-no-doubt-in-the-midst-of-a-massive-class-action-lawsuit children’s dolls.
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Welcome to the next CHUD List.
We’ve
tackled our our disappointments, our essentials list and slowly exhumed
our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must
continue. Behold:
The CHUD.com Top 50 Guilty Pleasures.
We’ve
all got those little flicks that we know are wrong, but feel so right.
And after our preceding list of disappointment, we decided to cleanse
the palate by honoring our favorite guilty pleasures. These are films
that are flawed and often completely indefensible, but we can’t help but
love them anyway. As before, from a master list of over 100, the
involved parties (Devin, Jeremy, Micah, Russ, and Nick) all killed
off a choice for each one we claimed. As a result, we’ll run a big list
at the end of this of the ‘ones that got away’. So, here are the Top 50
Guilty Pleasures. Two a day, every week day for five weeks. In no
particular order:
#12
Xanadu (1980, Dir. Robert Greenwald)
Why
It’s a Guilty Pleasure: Do the math. Xanadu is released in 1980. John Lennon shot shortly thereafter. Fallout from Xanadu continues as Pope John Paul II and Ronald Reagan receive bullet lunches. There is a strong physical evidence to support that the polar ice caps were just fine until Xanadu. George Lucas was prepping Revenge of the Jedi when Xanadu was released and reportedly decided to soften the title, add Ewoks, and then start formulating an idea for the Prequels. Conspiracy theorists proclaim that Xanadu slipped a shiv into the pilot of United flight 92 on that fateful day. God damn you, Xanadu!
The film Xanadu is not unlike being forced to drink the semen of your enemies.
Yet I love it.
Scientists say that all men harbor the possibility to turn to the dark side and attain true homosexuality. Xanadu for me is my personal journey to Fag Island, 93 minutes of unabashed gay entertainment. First of all, Olivia Newton-John was dreamy back in the day. She was too good for straight. She was ideal for gay. The overproduced, syrupy soundtrack by ELO can only be enjoyed while buzzing from a contact Gay. I own the soundtrack to Xanadu because ‘Magic’ is a truly wonderful song and for that song’s magnificent running time all I can think about is two pipes. The pipes of Olivia and the meatpipe I ought to be ingesting. They should package the DVD in a little closet.
Xanadu is amazing. It killed Gene Kelly!
Signature Moment: When Olivia first ditches the soft focus and glowing effect to emerge… on Roller Skates!
What It’s Missing:
My Personal Connection to It: I popped my fictitious ass cherry when I saw Xanadu.
Watch It With: Transamerica.
– Nick Nunziata
#11
Maximum Overdrive (1986, Dir. Stephen King)
Why It’s a Guilty Pleasure: In the summer of 1986, Stephen King promised to “scare the hell” out of us with his directorial debut, Maximum Overdrive. He did not succeed. He also never directed again. I’m not sure this is a good thing. It takes some kind of talent to even conceive of a movie as hopelessly idiotic as Maximum Overdrive, and, as a fan of hopelessly idiotic movies, a man of King’s cinematic “gifts” is rare.
King was allegedly motivated to direct this machines vs. people saga as a corrective: there had been too many bad movies made from his novels, and he aimed to put a stop to it. This seemed reasonable at the time, but, looking back, there were just as many good adaptations as there were bad. And movies as great as The Dead Zone or Carrie could offset ten Children of the Corns (who knew, twenty years ago, that it might actually come to that?). But it wasn’t shit like Cujo that really chafed King; it was Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, which the author felt had been travestied. King loathed the casting of Nicholson, bristled at the altering of the plot and didn’t enjoy Kubrick declaring his work “not literary” in a subsequent interview (understandable, because The Shining is easily King’s most “literary” novel).
So a fed-up King expanded his short story “Trucks” (from the anthology Night Shift), directed Maximum Overdrive, and boasted in the theatrical trailer for his vehicular horror show, “If you want something done right, you ought to do it yourself” – which is akin to a frustrated Yankees fan pinch hitting for a slumping Derek Jeter with the game on the line in the bottom of the ninth. King might know everything about scaring the piss out of his readers, but he was completely ill-equipped to frighten likewise in the medium of film; ergo, any semblance of “restraint”, “atmosphere” or “quality” was scattered to the wind as King concentrated on gore f/x and explosions (i.e. you saw all the good stuff in the glossy pages of Fangoria two months out).
What’s fascinating about Maximum Overdrive is that King didn’t seem concerned with scaring the hell out of anyone with what he would later refer to as a “moron movie”; the film is broadly directed in the manner of a Police Academy sequel, and populated with characters who’ve seemingly wandered in from a Rednecksploitation flick. Rather than address the larger implications of the machines’ revolt (they’re controlled by aliens!), King runs plays from his dog-eared siege-narrative playbook and sticks us in the bunker with a disparate band of retards led by Emilio Estevez (the only character with an IQ flirting with three digits). Inexplicably, this group outsmarts the rampaging semi-trucks, thereby impugning the intellect of Earth’s would-be extraterrestrial conquerors. Fortunately for the audience, King goes maniacally heavy on the bloodletting; if he couldn’t scare us, he was at least going to make us nauseous.
Signature Moment: I could go with the kid getting flattened by a steamroller, but you just can’t beat this ineptly written epilogue:
“Two days after, a large UFO was destroyed in space by a Russian “weather satellite”, which happened to be equipped with a laser cannon and class IV nuclear missiles.
Approximately six days later, the earth passed beyond the tail of Rhea-M, exactly as predicted.”
What It’s Missing: Not enough Leon Rippy.
My Personal Connection to It: As a dedicated, twelve-year-old gorehound, I felt nothing but affection for the non-stop carnage of Maximum Overdrive (which had to be re-cut to avoid an X-rating). I may have watched it more than once when it hit cable.
Watch It With: A quart of Quaker State and a chain-smoking truck stop hooker (shiner and chipped teeth optional, but recommended).
– Jeremy Smith
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I just realized that my 2007 Top Ten is going to be choked with comedies. And the first great comedy I saw this year has to be Hot Fuzz, the astounding follow-up to Shaun of the Dead which has stood up to a record six viewings by yours truly. This is a movie that just fucking works.
Three of those viewings have been the new DVD, out in stores today (Buy the regular edition by clicking here and the HD-DVD version by clicking here!). The Fuzz DVD contains all the goodies you’d expect – killer commentary, deadly deleted scenes and hilarious outtakes that go beyond straightforward cracking up. Plus there’s a documentary exclusive to the US release. Last week I traveled to Beverly Hills to sit down with director Edgar Wright and star Nick Frost (Simon Pegg was off shooting a movie) to chat about the DVD. Before I got my recorder on, Edgar asked me about Jumbo’s Clown Room, a local burlesque bar I had been trying to get him to visit me. (You’re not off the hook yet, Wright.) Anyway, I had to explain the place to Nick.
Jumbo’s Clown Room is the strip club where Courtney Love got her start. It’s three blocks from my house, and it is awesome. The girls can’t strip for real, so they wear bikinis, and you feel a little less sleazy than a regular strip club. What’s great is that the girls pick their own songs on the juke box and I saw a girl dancing to a Instant Karma by John Lennon.
Edgar: [laughs] In some of the… not that I’ve been to The Body Shop 20 times…
Nick: His stamp card is almost full. ‘One free Butty Rub.’
Edgar: But isn’t it weird those clubs where you can’t drink?
Nick: There’s always a liquor store next door.
Those are juice bars. They have bottomless dancing. You can’t serve booze in a club with bottomless dancers. If you can see the vajayay, you can’t have booze. You can’t be trusted.
Nick: Once you’ve had a few beers you just have to stick a finger in something.
Edgar: I have to say your Guilty Pleasures list on CHUD, not only am I thoroughly enjoying it, but I after reading the Ford Fairlane one I went out and bought it because I had never seen it. I watched it in the last couple of days and I found it absolutely mesmerizing. Nick came round yesterday and I said, ‘You have to watch this.’ He didn’t watch the whole thing, but he saw my new favorite one liner of all time, which is Andre Dice Clay going, ‘Clint Eastwood? I fucked him! Ohhhhh!’ Which makes NO SENSE. What I love about it is that for somebody so macho and so full of testerone, it always gets to the point of methinks the lady doth protest too much. And when it gets to making jokes about fucking Clint Eastwood –
Nick: And not even Dirty Harry or a character. The actual man Clint Eastwood. He’s like the character the fell out of the third telepod between Kenickie and Jim Belushi.
Edgar: It’s such a strange movie. And it cost so much. It looks like it was so expensive.
Nick: And you kind of get the impression that everyone was paid in coke. No money changed hands.
They made it in those three months when Dice was huge.
Nick: He got paid in coke and leather. All the leather he could possibly make jeans and jackets out of.
He’s still out there, too.
Edgar: Yeah, he has some reality show, doesn’t he?
Nick: We were having this conversation yesterday – do you think he spunked all his money on the wall? Or do you think he saved?
I’m sure he blew it all.
Nick: He must have had a fortune.
Edgar: He bought a lot of those lighter holsters. But I’d like to thank CHUD on the record for making me spend my 9.99. I don’t regret it.
Nick: You used your residuals from Hot Fuzz.
Edgar: I spent all the residuals, all the profits from Hot Fuzz. Actually, that nine dollars 99 more than we’ve seen! [laughs] But yeah, I bought Ford Fairlane and I enjoyed it and I’m not ashamed of it.
Coming soon: The Manitou.
Edgar: Me and… I was going to say his name, but I don’t watch to name drop…. Quentin watched it the other day. It was amazing.
Had he seen it before?
Edgar: He’d seen the second half of it back in 1978 when it came out. He saw something else at the cinema and then went in to the next screening and saw the second half of The Manitou. The Manitou is about – we had better talk about the [Hot Fuzz] DVD at some point before they chuck you out! Not that I mind. But it’s about this Indian medicine man who is growing on the back of this woman’s head. And here’s the funny thing, his name, the medicine man that comes out of his neck, this midget Cousin It, his name is Misquimakis. All I could think when watching the film was, ‘Is his name Mister Marcus?’ Is the porn star named after The Manitou?
Nick: That adds hidden depth to Mister Marcus. He’s a big fan of The Manitou. His knob is as big as Cousin It. My greatest guilty pleasure is Andre.
Edgar: The seal film?
Nick: The seal film with Tina Majorino. In the deleted scenes you see them fucking.
Edgar: I was going to do a Guilty Pleasure. I talked to you and Jeremy about it, but I thought that if I contributed to CHUD it would blur the line between filmmakers and websites even moreso. I really wanted to do Death Wish 3 and The Black Hole.
The offer still stands! So I was listening to your Hot Fuzz commentary, and it sounded weird. A little slowed down.
Edgar: Really? I listened to back to my one… because in an evening I like to masturbate to my commentary. When I have girls over I find a good way to get girls into bed is to play whole my commentary on Hot Fuzz, and by chapter 7 I’ve got them in bed. But there was nothing weird on mine.
How do you do commentaries? Once through and out?
Edgar: Yeah. Sometimes, on Spaced, where there are some holes in the commentary is where some rows broke out. It’s toward the end of the second season and we were getting more drunk with each episode. With the Hot Fuzz one we did it straight through. I did go back and drop something in because I said the wrong name of an author and I was so embarrassed that I felt my geek credentials would be in dispute. So I went back and replaced Jim Thompson with Dashiell Hammett. I didn’t want it to be on the record forever with the wrong author.
Now it is again.
Edgar: I know! I’m fucking candid enough to admit it. There’s one thing they left off, which is on the HD one and the ‘Wal-Mart Exclusive’ 2 disc edition –
Nick: Michael Moore would be spinning in his grave.
Edgar: On Timothy Dalton and Edward Woodward’s commentary there’s one bit they left off, where they finished the commentary and left the mic on. There’s a hilarious bit at the end where they’re walking out of the booth talking about how they’re going to get home. It’s sweet! ‘Oh, that was easy.’ ‘What do we do now?’ ‘When’s your car coming?’ ‘I have to pick up Lorraine…’ I would listen to that, them talking about them getting home!
Timothy Dalton has some good swearing in the outtakes.
Edgar: Oh yeah.
Nick: He does.
Edgar: ‘Motherfuck it!’ And then he uses a phrase I’ve never heard anybody else use: ‘Fuck me dead!’ I never heard that expression before! ‘Fuck me dead.’
What is the best feature on the US edition?
Edgar: The Fuzzball Rally, the American tour documentary, is exclusive to the American one. That does make me laugh a lot. Our friend Joe does that. Actually the day you interviewed us in the police station [in New York] was one of my low ebbs. It was a low ebb for all of us. You don’t see our interview, but you see bits around when I was collapsed on the floor and stuff. The bits on DVD when we’re doing phone interviews in Atlanta and Seattle and we’re losing it – I would never complain about doing press, since we’re so lucky to be able to promote our film, and there are so many films where they won’t even pay people to go on the road to promote it, and we’ve gone around the world twice- but it is like Chinese Water Torture in the sense that you’re sick of the sound of your own voice, and when there’s three of you together there’s this unspoken thing where you’re aware that you’re not faking it but when you’ve answered the same question twice, you go into a pattern. You have a routine. Then it becomes like a thing to break out of, to surprise the other person, to say something they wouldn’t expect. Listen, these are high level problems to have – doing lots of interviews for a DVD isn’t like working in a coal mine – but it is a bit weird. And that’s what we tried to reflect on the documentary.
Seeing you guys on the press tour you were obviously exhausted. How many more of those can you do?
Nick: I think it’s a thing like having children. After a while you forget how painful it was. You’re like, ‘Fuck all, I’m back on the road with Edgar and Simon!’ I know this sounds a bit gay, but I look back at those press tours and they were some of the best times of my life.
Edgar: Like the third cake flushing, when we were stoned.
Is that on the DVD?
Edgar: The first two are on The Fuzzball Rally, but the third is only on YouTube. I feel so bad about stuff like this, but if ever a double dip were to happen I pledge to put something really cool on the double dip thing, maybe like the two hour version of the press tour documentary. It’s like Hearts of Darkness.
Nick: It’s grueling.
Edgar: You’ll feel like you’ve done a whole press tour by the end of it. What’s weird, unlike Shaun, this time we really finished the film in January, two weeks before it came out, I had been ill at the end of shooting, the film came out in the UK and we did all the press and then we did the DVD extras. All of the DVD content was produced while we were doing the press tour. Plus I did Don’t during that as well. So it was pretty full on. Then before the US documentary starts, we had done Australia and New Zealand, come back to London for four days, gone to Amsterdam and then New York, so we were really fucked. That was the start of it. After the tour documentary ends, because Joe didn’t come to Toronto or back to LA, but Toronto was my lowest ebb, where I fell asleep IN an interview.
Wow.
Nick: Two or three times.
Edgar: I kept nodding off and they had to wake me up. Luckily it wasn’t a TV one. It was horrible.
That’s how you get the rumors of a drug addiction.
Nick: Right! It was like an airless bar in Toronto. We’re in this tiny room and people come in and out all day. You have a bit of lunch and then you start to switch off.
Edgar: There’s this thing where PR people say, ‘Hey they’re British! They want to spend a whole day in a bar!’
Nick: ‘The British drink, right?’
Edgar: ‘They’ll love being in a bar from 9 in the morning until 5.’
Nick: Because there’s no Falkland Islands War Museum in the US, we go to a bar.
Publicist: And you guys love fish and chips, right?
Edgar: I love it. I love nothing more than to go to an Irish theme pub every day of our tour.
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Ok, Judd
Apatow is greatness. This we know. I can’t phrase that any more interestingly
or creatively than Dev or Beaks. And thanks to a MySpace-run screening that was
chaos incarnate, I didn’t even get to see Superbad yet, so I can’t rhapsodize
about that either, though the glee from those who have seen it gives me no
worries. Of the Judd Apatow-related projects coming down the pike, however, the
one I’ve been most suspect of is the Apatow-produced Drillbit Taylor. I’ve
been suffering from Owen Wilson Fatigue Syndrome for some time (though the
Valtrex may be helping. Wait a minute…I mean…). The storyline about young nerds hiring
a bodyguard for bully protection didn’t help much. Worse yet, the film’s
directed by Steven Brill (Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds). About the
only asset I could see was the Seth Rogen-co-penned script, and that’s just
enough for a measure of hope, not anticipation.
Now that
the trailer’s here…I pretty much feel the same way. Maybe worse than that. The
first part covering the bodyguard auditions is actually kind of funny, and the
appearance of Frank Whaley (who’s aged into an increasingly creepy-looking
character actor) accounts for a good bit of that. After that, it looks pretty
much like silly comedy boilerplate that reflects the Sandler sensibilities much
more so than Apatow’s. I guess I should merely be thankful that there was no
footage of the astoundingly unfunny Lisa Lampanelli, who appears in the film as
the mom of one of the kids. The trailer seems to lean on Apatow’s resume (but
not his name) pretty heavily, but the tone seems off.
Take a
gander for yourself (and in large QuickTime, no less!) by clicking here. Drillbit Taylor hits theaters March
2008.
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Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.
Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76, 75, 74.
Enjoy!*
# 73 – Salem’s Lot
SHOCKING!
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Last week, the four leads from the amazingly funny Superbad
hit town to promote the film. Andrew Sweeney [whose work in getting
this recorded and prepared is phenomenal] and myself met with them on
the Superbad Tour Bus at the Warped Tour in Atlanta. Those leads are:
Jonah
Hill, who plays Seth to vulgar perfection in the film. Definitely a
role that will open people’s eyes in a big way. A truly special comedic
performance.
Michael Cera, who plays Evan. A lot of people know him as George Michael from Arrested Development. He’s even funnier here.
Bill
Hader, who you may know from SNL or a variety of other roles. Here he
plays Officer Slater, and his interplay with Seth Rogen and the
gentleman below is amazing stuff.
Christopher
Mintz-Plasse, who arrives as Fogell. He’s a first-timer, but the
Mclovin stuff is terrific and will be the first stuff that creates a
revisionist backlash once jackoffs start quoting it at the water
cooler.
Every weekday I’ll release a little video clip
from our time spent with the gents. More their answers than our
questions, since they’re better than us.
Superbad opens August 17th and you simply cannot miss it.
1: Behold as they realize they are on the Internet – A quick introduction with the boys.
2: A Nice Lookin’ Dick – Jonah and gang respond to our question about the great bits both kept and cut from the film which were featured in the Red Band Trailer.
3: Backlash and Beyond – Jonah discusses how proud he is with the movie and fears the inevitable
backlash. Bill talks about dubbing for TV, and Michael adds color
commentary.
4: Underrated Films –
Bill mentions an obscure Elliott Gould film to Nick’s comments asking
if they had any suggestions for CHUD’s ‘Guilty Pleasures’ or
‘Essentials/Underrated’ lists.
5: Apatow & DVD – The guys discuss stuff to look for on the DVD and Judd Apatow’s approach to the format.
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Folks in Atlanta, want to see The Ten early? It’s a series of interconnected stories loosely based on the Ten Commandments from the man who brought you Wet Hot American Summer.
Loot at the cast on that poster on the right. I think you’re interested and if you aren’t you might want to poke yourself in the face with a sharp item.
These kind of films tend to be at the very least interesting and I’d watch folks like Liev Schreiber, Paul Rudd, and Famke Janssen defecate on photographs of me is such a project were to surface. They’re only enhanced by the involvment of filmmaker David Wain, who some folks would argue is one of the brightest talents working in comedy today.
If you want to see this flick early, send me your name via email and your name might just make on our guest list for the screening to be held at the Midtown Art on August 15th.
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Robert Downey, Jr. is one of those interview subjects whose essence is somewhat lost in transcription. His diction is as nuanced as a performance, and he conveys meaning though gesture, expression and intonation…you know, the way a really good actor might.
It’s easy to see that he really got inside Tony Stark to make Iron Man, but it’s just as obvious that he’s now sitting back and waiting for everyone else to do their work before getting too excited. Right now it’s just a job, albeit a job that promises the sort of stardom and consistent employment that hasn’t always been within his grasp.
What follows is a roundtable interview, as evidenced by the opening question.
Is Tony Stark the Man of Steel?
Darn
betcha he’s not! Trick question – I’m ready.
How were you approached for the
role?
I went to
Arad’s offices in Beverly Hills, a little intimidating. You see all the posters
and you go “Oh wow! I wonder if I could get a job with these guys.” I was
literally walking in for a general meeting. I walk in and there’s Jon and they
basically interviewed me for a while and I thought I did okay and I left.
Then I
get a call and Jon’s like, “I think you’d be great. I mean the board members
and stuff back in New York won’t do it…”
Anyway, I said, “Nah I really think it is meant to be,” and Avi walked me out
and said, “I really liked you.” Then a couple months later I screen tested and
did well and here we are. Kind of like Chaplin, same deal, different
decade.
Now that you are here at Comic Con
has it dawned on you just how big the expectation for this film is?
I have a
pretty good aesthetic distance from that. I guess I am seasoned enough to have
my work life and my own inner life and I try not to get them too mixed up. I am
very exacting and I work really hard and I guess I got through by trial and
error, or by default, smart enough or intuitive enough about what works to do
fairly well regardless. Being here and seeing the reaction of those thousands
of people to that glimpse we showed… We shot and meant every second of it and
on the day we said, “Alright we got that piece,” but you never know how it is
going to translate into a whole film.
Nowadays
the trailer is the film. If you don’t have a good trailer you have a shit film.
If you have a great trailer you might
have a good film. I’ll take any payoff I can get and nowadays it is so few and
far between and it seems like the machine moves so fast.
[Joking
about including dialogue] “Well why are we here Bob? I don’t even know if all
this talking makes a difference, but the studio thinks so.” It’s like saying I
don’t know if all this research makes a difference, but that’s the science of
life and medicine and that’s the whole deal when you go out and do this. It’s
just really nice, I have been at too many [roundtable interviews] where you go
off topic even of the movie, just because you know they’re all going to kill
it. “Yeah you and your buddy I’m gonna say you were good, he sucked this, this,
this and the director is lame!”
You’ve had such a renaissance with
your career, did you imagine when you went through those difficult periods that
you would come back so big with films like Good Night, and Good Luck, Kiss Kiss,
Bang Bang and now this…
Well they
say the bigger the set back the bigger the comeback, right? I wouldn’t necessarily
recommend that people take that to heart. It’s kind of one of those gnostic
journeys. I don’t want to be a Joseph Campbell chapter, but most everyone’s
life is one mythology or another and I guess that’s why it’s there, to let you
know those stories mean something.
Like Tony
[Stark], I took some hits mostly in my own making, but everyone transforms,
some of it is just a function of age. I’m not in my twenties. I’m not in my
thirties. I’m 42 and we wrapped this and I am on to the next thing. I’m in
great shape and I have tons of energy and I just have more gratitude than I can
even bear to express. You could say that’s because I have something to weigh it
against or you could say it’s because I am a grateful guy nowadays, but when
people ask me, “What made you want to do this?” I say to them, “What would make
you not?”
Or, if
you are going to be in your mid-forties by the time you maybe do the second
installment and then in getting up to that age where 30 years ago – I always
think, “Was that Cary Grant when he was like 50, 60 or 70?” Then it starts to
get a little creepy and nowadays it is so easy to be creepy.
What about this film made it easy
for you to invest yourself and feel comfortable and really be connected to the
material?
Well they were smart; I mean Avi and all the Marvel guys, to get Jon [Favreau]
because Jon is a talent magnet of a certain kind. Then once I was in with him
and Terrence [Howard] was cast, and he was in well before I was being
considered, and then he was on my side and then we said we needed the greatest
Pepper Potts we could think of. Suddenly I am on the phone and Chris Martin is
answering saying, “Yeah?” I’m like, “Hey, it’s Robert Downey, is Gwyneth there?”
“What?”
“No
really, it’s Robert Downey Jr. really…”
He goes,
“Robert Downey fucking Jr. is on the phone.”
And then
we really, really, really went after Jeff Bridges hard because he was
definitely reticent, and he is, he’s a very, very picky guy. He’s the Dude.
So just
turning this thing to where if you get all these folks together you can’t just
call everyone in and show them a bunk time and some crap script and say, “Stand
over there and scream and throw your arms around, we’ll fix it later.” They’d be
like, “Character… I’d like to have a character too.”
“Okay,
we’re on it!”
Will you keep Iron Man’s alcoholism?
Look, I
don’t even know if I’ll be on the Marvel jet for part two. Truth be told, I had
a lot of creative input and often days we’d come in and we thought the scene
would be one way and I would say, “Boy I’ve seen that in [this other movie]…” –
I went in basically every day, even when we had a good script I would go in and
take the pages and I threw them on the ground [laughs] and Jon would be like,
“Good morning!”
I would
be like [he starts pounding the table], he would say, “Calm down, have a piece
of Nicorette.” I stopped smoking; he was on a diet…
Truth be
told, that tension between us really raised the bar a lot. But as far as that Demon In A Bottle story and all of that…
I don’t know if it’s gonna be a bottle or if it’s his downfall… I really loved
when he just got shot by one of the girls, to me that would be a great opener
for a movie. Wouldn’t it?
Terrence
Howard walks over and sits right next to Robert.
Will
you be making Weird Science 2?
(TH) Oh, Weird Science 2!
Believe me, before this came along it was on my mind. Now, I would never debase myself with something like that!
When you’re
sitting at a panel with 7000 people cheering you and this movie, do you wonder “where
the hell were all of you when Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was out?”
You mean,
am I deeply in the past and regretting it and feeling more resentment than I
can imagine? Probably! [cackling as he gets up…]
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If I ever had a moment of doubt that Jon Favreau was the man for Iron Man, I’ll never feel that way again. After watching the flat-out fantastic footage he brought to Comic Con and listening to him discuss not only the character and his aims for him, but his working methods, I’m tremendously hopeful that this will be the next step forward for superhero films.
And the experience has obviously done Favreau good. I almost didn’t recognize him — he’s lost weight and seriously toned up, as if he’s the guy in the suit. I don’t have a photo on hand that does the guy justice now.
Here’s a little bit of background for the first question in this roundtable, since you’ll read this before the Terrence Howard interview. Essentially, Howard described a process of frequent script revisions, where they’d often shoot more than one version of a scene, and where the actors had serious input into the composition of dialogue and scenes. That’s not something I envisioned happening on a movie like The Fantastic Four, which leads to the first question.
We just listened
to Terrence Howard describe a working process that sounds more like a $2 million
indie than a big effects-based feature.
Fortunately, Marvel on all their movies is very
collaborative and the story is very concrete but the specifics are…it’s not
like you have to contact a studio to get approval on everything. So it’s a lot
like the movies I’ve worked on in the past. I think there’s something
incredible to be discovered in the moment, especially when you have actors like
Robert and Terrence, who understand it and have been around and see themselves
as shepherds of their roles. They often know more about their character than
the filmmaker does, because that’s the kind of actor I hired. We’d often have
discussions staying late into the night or showing up early where we’d lock
ourselves in the trailer and talk about things. Fortunately for me, Kevin Feige
was right there in the trenches with us. It was not unlike the process they
went through on the [X-Men and Spider-Man movies]. There’s a lot of discovery
on these movies. Fortunately I had a cast that was up for the challenge and
willing to talk about it and give their opinion and the movie benefited.
Terrence and Robert
both talked about the collaborative efforts on the script. Could you talk about
that from your perspective?
Well, it’s a very interesting process, very opposite what
I’m used to. I’m used to: you write a script, shop it around, maybe attach a
star, get the resources to make the movie, you shoot it, cut it, show it, get
distribution, you come up with a marketing plan and a release date. Here you
get the title, a poster and the release date. Then you work your way backwards
from the set pieces, because that takes the most attention since you have to
work on the pre-vis, the animatics and the storyboards. So you have to break
the story as a whole, and then you work your way in and start to develop
character and CG assets. And as you cast people, you start to figure out the
particulars of the characters that connect these dots. And in casting Robert,
you have a much different version of this movie than you would if you have
somebody else younger, less funny, less spontaneous, less charismatic. So with
him as Tony Stark we knew we could hit the humor hard, we knew we could test
the boundaries of likability because he’s so charming that you could really get
to the personality Tony Stark has in the books. And then with Gwyneth, she
really brings something…she’s not just a bumbling secretary. She’s an
administrative assistant that has a lot of class and poise and you want to play
to the dynamic they showed together in rehearsals. So she’s classy, so he’s
going to play a different version. It’s not Moneypenny in this one, it’s a
different thing and there’s a romantic tension there that you want to play to.
Speaking of
Moneypenny, you’d mentioned that you wanted to play to an element of James
Bond…
Yeah. The Bond stuff, I think…well, this last Bond was
very gritty and the movie was showing that James Bond could be harsh and in
your face, and they had to reinvent the franchise and I think they did a great
job. The Bond we were gravitating towards is in the way that he’s the American
Bond. He’s got gadgets, he’s got great cars, he’s got a certain flair and style
and there’s a certain confidence that he has in the way he goes about moving
through the story. And I think Iron Man has had that quality too in the book
and we wanted to preserve that. But you never want the humor to be at the
expense of the reality of the movie, and in Bond while you always got the sense
that the bomb was never going to go off and he was going to end up sleeping
with the villain, you knew there were some real life stakes and you want to
walk that line to make it fun, but also make it real.
Can you describe
the heroism of Iron Man?
In this movie, it’s a guy who starts off maybe not
understanding the full implications of what he does for a living, of the life
he lives. To him, he’s selling widgets and he’s getting very excited by his
next invention. And then being injured by one of his own weapons and seeing
servicemen attacked with them and seeing what happens when they fall into the
wrong hands and being forced to build a super-weapon for those people, a change
of heart takes place. A literal change of heart, and what he stands for and how
he defines himself. That’s the journey of the first movie.
Is Jarvis in the
film?
Jarvis is in the movie, let’s leave it at that. In one form
or another.
With your profile
rising and Vince Vaughn hot, are you still talking about doing your Western?
I’m talking to Vince about collaborating on something,
and right now he’s riding high on the comedy train. Those comedies are doing
very, very well and right now we have a lot of ideas of what we could do.
There’s something we’re working together on now. Although The Marshall of Revelation, which was Western we were talking
about, is a little bit more edgy and gritty than what we’d like to do right
now, it’s certainly a script I like. We’re also getting a little old to play
the roles as I wrote them, so it would take a big rewrite, but it’s a wonderful
script and I’d like to make it someday.
Artists have
redesigned Iron Man all the time since ’64…
They have, yeah. Which is a great thing for movies because
we get to do new things in new movies if we make more, but I gravitated towards
the look of the Adi Granov design of the Extremis armor but I thought the tech
was too high with the way the suit went on, and I also love his reimagining of
the original Mark 1 suit in the flashbacks, and so that’s the look. Very
similar to the Extremis look, but the Mark 1 suit is based on the original
books and also what Adi reinterpreted from the original books.
How many armors
are in the film?
Three. There are three. We’ve got to save some surprises
about what it looks like…maybe [there’s something in the trailer]…you can pick
it apart like it’s the Zapruder film and figure it out.
What couldn’t you
do this time that you’d love to do in a sequel?
I’d love to do something like Fin Fang Foom. You can’t do
that in the first movie, but I’d love to do some version of that. After we’re
done making the movie I’ll see how real it is and how much fun I can have with
it. It’s like Batman Begins. They
took a franchise and reinvented it, they did great stuff with it, and now you
can expand it, because the fans are on board. This one was a matter of getting
not just the fans of the books but also the general public to love Iron Man,
and then I’ll see how far I can push it. So for the same reason you’re not
going to see him fighting the Mandarin in the first movie, you’re just not,
because you can’t have something true to the books that’s not going to put off
the general public.
It’s like Star Wars.
You can’t have…you had to have Darth Vader first, you can’t just have him
fighting the Emperor with lightning bolts coming out of his hands. It would
have felt like the wrong movie. There’s an ubervillain that’s behind the scenes,
pulling all the strings and then you have to have different levels… it’s like a
video game. You have different bosses that you fight and slowly reveal what’s
going on. If the movie stands alone we got a great story, great villains, great
fighting. If we’re lucky enough you’ll slowly see that stuff. The fans of Iron
Man are going to see it clearly in this movie but people out there, it’ll go
right by them. But you guys will know and if we get lucky enough to make more
you’ll see more and more emerge that’s in the books.
How’s your experience
been with fans?
We took a big risk. We didn’t show this trailer online.
We didn’t show it in front of a movie. We took it to Hall H. First time I
showed it was to a bunch of people waiting to see Indiana Jones and Star Trek.
That’s a crowd that, if you have a misstep, you could be Catwoman overnight. But if they like it, they’re going to be
online, they’re going to be vocal, they’re going to tell their friends. And not
just you guys – the people who are posting on bulletin boards. You don’t get
more grassroots than that. This is a very vocal group of people, the people who
were in that hall. But we felt that there was enough response to the images
that we released, the images that we didn’t release, everybody seemed to like
what they saw.
So we took a chance, cut together a lot of footage, more
certainly than most do, and we put it out there and now what’s nice is
Paramount saw the way that the fans responded to it, and they want to get the
footage out there to the general population. They’re starting to understand
what this franchise is and could be. It gives us confidence. Not just
Paramount, not just Marvel. Me as a filmmaker. It makes me hit the editing room
feeling a little more sure of what we’re doing, that it’s working. And we’d
better outdo what we showed at Comic Con because we gotta make a trailer, we
gotta make the commercial and ultimately we have to make the movie and it’s all
got to have new surprises. And I want people the first time they see the movie
to react they way they reacted in [Hall H].
Did you pay attention
to fan reactions during casting?
Very much so. It was a very tricky thing. Downey’s not a
guy that you cast to put asses in seats in a huge Hollywood blockbuster. He’s a
guy you put in a movie when you want a great actor and you want someone who’s
going to bring a lot of integrity to a role and credibility to a project like
this. They took a big chance on hiring a guy who’s not a mainstream popcorn
movie star. And in casting this guy, as soon as we announced it, you know we
were all looking at what the response was on all the sites. First the people
who were going to write articles about it and blog about it, and then the
reactions of the fans to those blogs. It gave us a tremendous sigh of relief that
we knew that we had a guy that people were going to give a chance to play Tony
Stark. Each casting decision was the same way, and then each image that we
released. And when an image got out that we didn’t release, everybody’s scared,
and then the fan response was there, and that gave us confidence to be a little
more forthcoming with what we’ve done and that’s what led to what we were able
to present today.
What will he sound
like in the suit?
I
don’t know yet.
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Rock Band just keeps getting better and better. For this Generation Y fool, anyhow. Along with all the awesome gameplay footage and live demonstrations from E3, now we get word that Nirvana’s Nevermind will arrive in its entirety as downloadable content, just like The Who’s Who’s Next, which was previously confirmed. Having "Smells Like Teen Spirit," "Come As You Are," "Lithium," and "Drain You" makes me happy; pretending to be Kurt Cobain makes me depressed.
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