“You know Bats, I’d never
had opposed you for so long had I known you
were such a tender lover.”

“Yes, please come in. I
was just getting into screwing position, would
you care to join me?”

“Hurry, Schumacher’s coming!”

“My name is Superman and
I am a victim of Bitch Tits.”

His own franchise obliterated,
Popeye was forced to take jobs in the direct-to-animation
porn flick Karl: The Stud Whose Face Looked
like it was Beaten with Mindhammers.

“Thank you for coming Superman.
I knew only a man of your talent could help
me locate my nomadic nipples.”

The customary “Superman
performs Heartbreak Hotel” scene.

“Look at this rack, can
you believe I share an evolutionary bond with
Margot Kidder? I don’t even HAVE a woodpile!”

“Funny, Batman told me this
Mad Pisser character would be easy to find.”

“Can you please tell me
why you kept calling me Alfred during sex last
night?”