A rare shot of Aaron Spelling’s children together.

“Straight outta Compton, here’s a brutha
that’ll smother your mother…”

“You know, I’m feeling a lot bett… MOON
RIVERRRRRRRR!”

“What in the name of Forrest Whitaker are
you looking, asshole?”

“Stay back, I’ll protect us from this vile
thing called a film career.”

“Nobody takes my shits but me!”

If you look real close at the water, you’ll
notice Tanya Roberts’ dignity sinking to the
sediment.

“Lee Horsely, why didn’t you warn me?”

Three frames before they team up to form DEVASTATOR™.

“I came out of hibernation for this shit?”