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3:10 to Trejo
DATE: 03/10/2008 12:32:08 / MOOD: bored
Wait, we have blogs on CHUD? I forgot all about this ???. I guess I'm just not blog material, nothing much is going on in my life right now, and I'm not talented enough to make my boring ??? seem fascinating. If there is a Top Gun blog school with all the ace bloggers from across the country, I'm Goose. I ride on someone's coattails and then kill myself trying to eject out of this ???. And my Maverick replaces me with Hollywood. Fucking HOLLYWOOD! Or was it Wolfman? No no, I think it's Hollywood.
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You mean you didn't hit the 'back' button and move on to another blog? God damnit. Now I have to keep writing and making ??? up on the spot. That's just great, pal.
I wish more of you CHUD folks would play eatpoopucat. (eatpoopucat.com). It's like that old kids game 'telephone', where you whisper a sentence to someone, and they whisper it to someone else, and on and on it goes until you get to the last person and they say out loud the sentence and you see how much it changed from the original as it was passed on. Only mixed with pictionary.
See, someone writes a sentence, and the next person draws a picture based off that sentence. The next person only sees the picture, and they write a sentence for it. Then the next person only sees the last sentence, draws a picture. On and on for a predetermined amount of steps, then the completed 'strip' is shown for everyones amusement.
It's a blast. Plus, you can give people 'rep' for good stuff. I'm slowly climbing my way up the ladder, I've broken into the top 100 ranked overall. But Chewers have the best sense of humor around, and we could use your twisted minds.
In closing, play that, and ??? Maverick. Iceman was right about you.
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Trejo in: Sparkle Motion
DATE: 01/25/2008 12:22:23 / MOOD: full of life
Holy mother pus-bucket, it's Friday.
Do you doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion? The audacity!
Let's talk Meet the Spartans. Now before we get into this, don't get me wrong; Epic Movie is such an abomination towards God that the night it was released, I actually heard a booming voice, calling down from the heavens.. and it was the voice of Him telling the world
Eh, ??? you buddy!
Or maybe my neighbor was blasting South Park: The Movie. But I digress. Meet the Spartans comes out today, and though I wish I could swear swift, torturous torture pains of being tortured on anyone who even aknowledges it's existant at their local Megaplex this weekend, I don't know if I can.
I laughed during the trailer. Twice.
...SAVE MY SOUL! I couldn't help it. I'm one of those 5 people who actually owns You Got Served; I love it in that ironic sort of way, and let out a roaring gut-chuckle every time the cocky white guy from the suburbs serves the inner-city hardcores. So the You Got Served part in the trailer stole a laugh from me. As did the Persian army transforming into a giant, well, Transformer that started to play the 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!' clip on the television in it's chest.
I'm not proud that I laughed, but I am big enough to admit that I did. It's okay though, I gave myself 30 lashings as penace.. and well.. that ??? kind of turns my crank also.
But seriously folks, it's Friday, and I don't feel like doing actual work, and this is the best way for me to appear to actually be doing work.. so bare with me.
That means get nekkid.
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Trejaculation
DATE: 01/24/2008 12:04:20 / MOOD: horny
Trejaculation.
That was almost my community name. But after telling tales both large and.. bull???, about my new martial arts style in the Chud Chat last night, I decided to go with my chat name; Trejo-fu.
Your praying mantis style is strong, but you are no match for my Trejo-fu, ha ha!
Sorry. This is my firstest blog post in the history of ever. I always thought it was kind of ridiculous, or at least, didn't think anyone would give a ??? about what I had to say in a blog. I mean, what are you supposed to write in these things anyway?
Dear blog, today I tugged the tugboat in my pants like it's never been tugged before, while watching Japanese fighting bugs no less.
Dear blog, I wish I could hate everyone at my work to death.
Dear blog, you are my only friend and I am a total douche. Make love to me, blog.
Seriously. What the ???. I think if I was one generation younger I would have grown up with blog-cliques and all that, but when I was the ripe age for that ???, we were still learning how to put animated gifs of twirling skulls onto our free tripod websites. So whatever. 
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