Trejo in: Sparkle Motion
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By:
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Trejo-fu
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Mood:
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full of life
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Date:
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01/25/2008 12:22:23
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Music:
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Gino Vannelli - Wild Horses
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Holy mother pus-bucket, it's Friday.
Do you doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion? The audacity!
Let's talk Meet the Spartans. Now before we get into this, don't get me wrong; Epic Movie is such an abomination towards God that the night it was released, I actually heard a booming voice, calling down from the heavens.. and it was the voice of Him telling the world
Eh, ??? you buddy!
Or maybe my neighbor was blasting South Park: The Movie. But I digress. Meet the Spartans comes out today, and though I wish I could swear swift, torturous torture pains of being tortured on anyone who even aknowledges it's existant at their local Megaplex this weekend, I don't know if I can.
I laughed during the trailer. Twice.
...SAVE MY SOUL! I couldn't help it. I'm one of those 5 people who actually owns You Got Served; I love it in that ironic sort of way, and let out a roaring gut-chuckle every time the cocky white guy from the suburbs serves the inner-city hardcores. So the You Got Served part in the trailer stole a laugh from me. As did the Persian army transforming into a giant, well, Transformer that started to play the 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!' clip on the television in it's chest.
I'm not proud that I laughed, but I am big enough to admit that I did. It's okay though, I gave myself 30 lashings as penace.. and well.. that ??? kind of turns my crank also.
But seriously folks, it's Friday, and I don't feel like doing actual work, and this is the best way for me to appear to actually be doing work.. so bare with me.
That means get nekkid.
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