YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL in "SOY VULVA"
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By:
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Anderson
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Mood:
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high
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Date:
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02/08/2008 17:07:32
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Music:
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None
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YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL
In
“SOY VULVA”
INT. RIPOLL’S ABODE – NIGHT
A tall woman (Ripollina) is
revealed to be standing over Horace and Patrick’s unconscious bodies.
HEAD and SHOULDERS REVEAL on
Ripollina (played by Patrick). She pulls out her cell phone and calls an
unidentified contact.
RIPOLLINA: Soy Vulva? This is
Agent 42. Give me a three count bodyslide back to The HIVE.
SOY VULVA: (over the phone) That’s
a negative, 42. We’ve terminated your contract.
RIPOLLINA: What? He was my bounty!
This is total bull???. I paid my dues to hunt this punk.
SOY VULVA: (over the phone) If I
were you, I’d vacate the area. The Edison Twins are en route.
Ripollina gets pissed and throws
her phone against a wall. She looks down at the two bodies for a moment, then….WHOOSH!
A bucket of water is thrown on the
unconscious men.
RIPOLLINA: On your feet, men.
Patrick and Horace slowly climb to
their feet.
HORACE: Master Ripoll, what
happened?
YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL: I don’t know.
The last thing I remember is something about Superfudge.
Ripoll looks up to see Ripollina
standing over him.
Ripoll’s POV as he stares long and
hard at Ripollina.
YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL: You’re my
dream girl.
Ripollina smacks Ripoll in the
face.
RIPOLLINA: I don’t have time for
this ???, man. The Edison Twins are nearly here.
YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL: The who?
RIPOLLINA: The Edison Twins are pair of mental
defectives from the Great White North sent to hunt you for sport.
YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL: Why?
RIPOLLINA: The Canadian Government
needs the secret in your brain.
YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL: I have a
secret?
RIPOLLINA: That’s what we’re going
to find out at my safehouse.
Ripollina points at Horace.
RIPOLLINA: The old man has to stay
behind.
YOUNG MASTER RIPOLL: NOT MY
MANSERVANT!
RIPOLLINA: I’m sorry, kid. But, my
bike only holds two.
Horace simply smiles.
HORACE: I’ve dealt with Canadians
before, sir. I’m sure that this Canuckleheads won’t give me much ballyhoo.
Young Master Ripoll salutes Horace
and then follows Ripollina outside to her motorcycle.
EXT. RIPOLL’S ABODE – NIGHT
You can use stock footage here,
Patrick. Just pick some random clip (it doesn’t even have to match what you
shot). It just needs to be two people driving off on a motorcycle.
INT. RIPOLL’S ABODE – MOMENTS LATER
Horace is cleaning up the abode,
when he hears someone enter the room.
EDISON TWIN #1: (off-screen) Where’s the boy?
HORACE: Oh! You must be the
Canadians. Young Master Ripoll has left with a new lady friend. I’m absolutely
positive that he’s miles away from here by now.
EDISON TWIN #2: (off-screen) What?!?
HORACE: I’m sorry for your
inconvenience, sirs. But, I would ask you kindly to leave.
Offscreen, we need to hear the
sound of a shotgun being cocked.
HORACE: Very well, sirs. Prepare
to meet your end.
Horace pulls a knife out of his
sleeve and charges at the Edison Twins. We hear the scuffle happen off-camera. Then, Horace appears
back on frame with a bloody knife and his clothing messed up.
HORACE: Never ??? with the
manservant.
CLOSE on Horace, as he tidies
himself up when we hear what sounds like a cork being popped.
SHOT FROM HORACE’S POV, as he
looks down and sees a large red splatter mark on his chest.
HORACE: How will I ever get this
stain out?
Horace falls to the ground, as he
continues to bleed out. From behind Horace, we hear someone step forward.
REVEAL of SOY VULVA (also played
by Ripoll). She’s carrying a smoking pistol while dressed like a Feminazi
Commando.
SOY VULVA: It’s my contract now,
bitch.
Soy Vulva begins to cackle, as a
title card appears.
TITLE CARD: “TO BE CONTINUED….”
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