Take That, Homelessness!
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By:
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MangyK9
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Mood:
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disappointed
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Date:
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02/08/2008 11:01:25
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Music:
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None
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So last night, I went up in front of a whopping 20 folks at this benefit for the homeless I did last night. I think we raised enough money to help half a dude.
Tonight, I'm going to Bon Aqua, TN to perform at a comedy contest. Comedy contests are the worst. You tell your little jokey-jokes, then at the end you have to stand on stage while people judge you via applause. It makes me feel sort of like cattle . . . Hilarious, side-splitting cattle. Speaking of dignity-sucking cattle calls, I'm auditioning for Last Comic Standing this year. I'm sure my unique comedy angle of "balding cynical white dude" will make me stand out. (By the way, a little showbiz inside info: Ant is gay. Seriously.) Tomorrow, I'm speaking at a podcasting seminar . . . They invited anyone to speak, I said "sure," and now I'm an authority. Sweet.
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