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DVD REVIEW: LOVE DON’T COST A THING

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP:$27.98 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 101 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Additional scenes & alternate ending • 2 music videos • Making-of featurette • Trailer You know, the 70s weren’t all that bad, nostalgically speaking — blaxploitation, funky fashions, disco and (now) classic rock… Hell, the 80s were a veritable vacuum … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TV SHOWDOWN #1

ER, Season One (Order it from Amazon!) This was the year that television changed. Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg took a cast of virtual unknowns and created a juggernaut of a drama that still has managed to survive a couple of almost complete cast turnovers. When it arrived, it was more the approach than the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: KNIGHT’S TALE, A

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ColumbiaMSRP: $27.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 132 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Brian Helgeland and Paul Bettany• Production notes• Theatrical trailer(s)• HBO Making Of Special• 11 Behind-The-Scenes Featurettes• Deleted Scenes with Filmmaker’s Intros• Music Video• DVD ROMSometimes a movie just looks so bad that you don’t even need to go see it. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: T2 (EXTREME)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ArtisanMSRP: $19.98 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:· All-new commentary by James Cameron and William Wisher· 16 minutes of additional scenes never before seen in theaters· Extreme interactive mode with graphic commentary· Dolby headphone audio track· THX optimizer· "No Feat But What We Make"· "T2: On the Set"· "T2: … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LEGEND (UE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $24.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 114 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Ridley Scott• Director’s cut, restored version with Jerry Goldsmith’s score• Original U.S. theatrical version with Tangerine Dream score• Creating a Myth: The Making of Legend• Storyboards• The Fairy Dance, music and storyboards depicting the lost scene• Original screenplay• Isolated music … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: INFERNAL AFFAIRS (R0)

STUDIO: Media AsiaMSRP: $21.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Two versions of the film• Cast and Crew commentary• Five making-of documentaries• Behind the Scenes featurette• Trailers and sneak previews• Music video• Kelly Chen Note: This disc is Region Zero, but unfortunately cannot be bought through Amazon. However, you can easily pick it up at some … Continue reading