We Pruned the Hedges of Many Small Villages
- By Kevin Kuenn
- Published 02/4/2008
Kevin Kuenn
Kevin Kuenn is a DVD reviewer for CHUD.com and occasional wannabe screenwriter. He has a Bachelor's in Creative Writing from the University of Illinois, a degree which proved its worth one cold winter night in its value as kindling. His last name is pronounced "Keen", as in peachy. Not "Kwen", not "Coon", and not "Queen". He cannot stress this enough.
I find myself in a bit of awkward position, writing my first blog entry here on CHUD. Awkward because I honestly have no idea what percentage of you know who the hell I am. I've only been writing DVD reviews on CHUD for a couple of months now, with less than a dozen reviews under my belt. It would be arrogant to venture forward without introducing myself, as if I was so certain I'd made a lasting impression with my handful of reviews that I felt no introduction was necessary. On the other hand, I really don't want to turn this into a blog about myself and my life - there's nothing I find more irritating than the pointless documentation of the mundanities of daily experience - and so I'm having a difficult time figuring out a way to tell you about myself without turning this space into the sort of self-indulgent navel-gazing that I'm desperately trying to avoid. It's a slippery slope: one day I'm telling you how I started writing for CHUD, and the next day I'm telling you what music I'm listening to, or what kind of sandwich I just ate, or how my mood is "sparkley".
But I suppose it's unavoidable, isn't it? Here I am, writing a blog entry about myself writing a blog entry; you don't get much more self-indulgent than that. I guess blogging is self-indulgent by definition, so I guess I shouldn't really worry about it too much. I honestly don't know what I'll be writing about in this space, but whatever it is, I promise to keep the navel-gazing to a minimum. Unless you're really dying to know what kind of toothpaste I use, that is.
Oh, and as for that introduction? Let's just skip it. I don't want to bore you with the mundane details of my life. After all, we have plenty of time for that.




