Adventures in Lame Movie Trailers
- By Phil Owen
- Published 01/28/2008
Most of the time I very much enjoy watching the previews when I go to the movies. Hell, sometimes I even enjoy the commercials that show up before the previews (assuming I'm not at a Carmike and having to suffer through that ridiculous Three Doors Down National Guard music video).
If we get a good selection of trailers, I'll sometimes even momentarily forget what movie I came to see because I get caught up in the excitement about what is to come.
Things didn't work out quite so well for me when I saw Rambo this afternoon, however. The pre-previews commercials weren't too painful, consisting of an old paper bag handpuppet Fandago spot and some weird Lord of the Rings-esque Coke thing.
The ubiquitious trailer for Jumper was next. While admittedly cool-looking, this trailer gives away the entire film, and I'd rather just watch, you know, the entire film.
Now is about when things started getting silly. The next trailer was that of the next Chronicles of Narnia film. I came for Rambo and got a Narnia trailer. I'm not really sure what to think about that.
While I sat there confused, I was blindsided by the trailer for Witless Protection. That one kinda sucked.
Midnight Meat Train tried to salvage the situation while wrapping things up, but the damage was done.
This experience is the perfect example of why the beginning of the year sucks for moviegoers. It isn't just that the film selection sucks, because there are still going to be a few things worth watching. It's because we get swamped with ads for every random, shitty comedy and romantic comedy, be it in the theater when we think we're avoiding the lame shit or in our homes when we think we're avoiding the lame shit.
If we get a good selection of trailers, I'll sometimes even momentarily forget what movie I came to see because I get caught up in the excitement about what is to come.
Things didn't work out quite so well for me when I saw Rambo this afternoon, however. The pre-previews commercials weren't too painful, consisting of an old paper bag handpuppet Fandago spot and some weird Lord of the Rings-esque Coke thing.
The ubiquitious trailer for Jumper was next. While admittedly cool-looking, this trailer gives away the entire film, and I'd rather just watch, you know, the entire film.
Now is about when things started getting silly. The next trailer was that of the next Chronicles of Narnia film. I came for Rambo and got a Narnia trailer. I'm not really sure what to think about that.
While I sat there confused, I was blindsided by the trailer for Witless Protection. That one kinda sucked.
Midnight Meat Train tried to salvage the situation while wrapping things up, but the damage was done.
This experience is the perfect example of why the beginning of the year sucks for moviegoers. It isn't just that the film selection sucks, because there are still going to be a few things worth watching. It's because we get swamped with ads for every random, shitty comedy and romantic comedy, be it in the theater when we think we're avoiding the lame shit or in our homes when we think we're avoiding the lame shit.
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Comments
Comment #1 (Posted by Minsky)
CITIZEN SOLDIER! FIGHTING THE FIGHT! DON'T CARE IF IT'S WRONG OR IF IT IS RIGHT! Yeah, it's a pretty great song.
Comment #2 (Posted by Coop Cooper)
Amen sir. All I have is Carmike around where I live and every time I see a movie(which is quite often), I have to suffer through that damn 3 doors down shit. When I saw No country, i had the privilege of seeing the song twice(!!!) in a row. It would have been funny if I wasnt so mad
Comment #3 (Posted by movieme)
My Carmike stopped showing that 3 Doors Down video about a month ago, at least on the movies I watch there. All I can say is that I'd take Citizen Soldier over a lot of songs nowadays. It's still not great mind you.






