13 inches is too much
- By Eileen Bolender
- Published 03/11/2008
Eileen Bolender
I'm sure there is something exciting to tell about myself and when I figure it out you'll be the first to know.
Some people will tell you that anything less than 10 inches is not worth their time. Those people are not only insane but are full of shit. Their bragging about enjoying 13 inches impresses me about as much as someone who paid $20 to have a picture taken with Lou Ferrigno at Comic-Con.
13 inches is a bitch and I should know because I experienced it three days ago. After messing around with it for 2 hours I came away exhausted, numb legs and my whole body ached.
Here's my experience with 13 inches
13 inches cost me $20 just to get some of it removed.
This bush survives the onslaught of 13 inches, mine got frozen.
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Comments
Comment #1 (Posted by Bungle)
It's been a hell of a winter. I'm not sure where you live, but that week two weeks Tulsa had with no power was enough for me.
Comment #2 (Posted by RyanC)
I'm all for being adventurous, but I wouldn't make snowsex a habit. You don't know about frostbite until...
Comment #3 (Posted by Untitled)
I only got 3 inches. *frown*
Comment #4 (Posted by Don S.)
Oh man. I had to laugh at the Lou Ferrigno comment, as I almost felt you were talking to me personally. I had the opportunity to meet Mr. Ferrigno a few years ago at Wizard World Philly. Sadly, I paid my $20 to get his autograph, as well as to find out what a major asshole he is.
My wife made it worthwhile a couple of years later when he showed up at WW Philly again. He ended up on the escalator in front of us. My wife, ever defensive of her hubby, decided to mess with him for my and my friends' amusement... by standing right behind him and snapping her fingers on either side of his head. I was torn between laughing and wetting my pants in fear. When I suggested it might not be a good idea, she said loudly "What? He can't hear anything."
I love my wife. And I love snow. Just not 13 inches of it.
Comment #5 (Posted by You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry)
{Re: Don S.}Making fun of the handicapped: comedy gold! Now,fuck off and die!
Comment #6 (Posted by an unknown user)
Man, for a minute I thought you were talking about fucking a 13 inch cock. You totally got me!
Comment #7 (Posted by Untitled)
We're not? I mean, yeah. Helluva storm.
Comment #8 (Posted by RCA)
Oh, this is about snow. Um, will you excuse me, please, I have to run to a meeting.
