A Nice Hard Slap - Rise of the Animals, Part One
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 07/10/2009
Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.
We need more beasts to arrive from nowhere and fuck our perception of reality.
We need misshapen brethren from the sea to rise and give us a taste of horror.
We need scary entities who defy cognitive recognition to emerge with an attitude.
We need musky dwellers to envelop us in their wicked embrace.
We need science and religion to collectively shrug and say "we didn't expect this".
We need humans to move below the surface to avoid the sticky murder the surface threatens.
We need things we once believed to be a delicacy to become our devourers.
Until then we exist in oblivion.
The takeover is beginning...
We need misshapen brethren from the sea to rise and give us a taste of horror.
We need scary entities who defy cognitive recognition to emerge with an attitude.
We need musky dwellers to envelop us in their wicked embrace.
We need science and religion to collectively shrug and say "we didn't expect this".
We need humans to move below the surface to avoid the sticky murder the surface threatens.
We need things we once believed to be a delicacy to become our devourers.
Until then we exist in oblivion.
The takeover is beginning...
