No really, he does. There's a lot of it going around in Queens.

Know what his parents did? They took him to the hospital, got him some medicine, and he's getting better. They put a tv in his room and are keeping his siblings away from him, and he's having a blast staying home from school. End of story.

Now if every friggin' idiot in the world wasn't dragging their loved ones to the hospital every time they so much as coughed, they would have had an easier time of it. Hospitals have triage centers out because every goddamn media-crazed idiot in the world thinks they're infected. Guess what- you're probably not. And if you were you could easily survive it. Stop panicking!

I'd love to know how many people have died of the regular flu in the last few months since this Swine Flu mania hit.