1. Hide my twitter. Must keep it safe from Widmore.about 8 hours ago from web
  2. Calling future robot H.E.R.B.I.E. .about 8 hours ago from web
  3. Lost happens tonight...in the 1970s.about 10 hours ago from web
  4. Robot destroyed. Bummed.about 14 hours ago from web
  5. Robot knows love. Will never become Sentinel.3:09 PM Mar 17th from web
  6. Day off. Must deal with the Irish.7:51 AM Mar 17th from web
  7. Robot developed self-awareness. Love is soon to follow. 8:22 AM Mar 16th from web
  8. Heroin killed a lot of rock stars. It's like Kryptonite for whiny pussies .9:29 AM Mar 14th from web
  9. Building a robot today.8:08 AM Mar 13th from web
  10. Neil Diamond was right. They are coming to America...today.9:17 AM Mar 12th from web
  11. Must remember to call the Sassy Scoundrel's voice mail 12:05 PM Mar 11th from web
  12. JoAnn Fabrics now opens at 10:00 am for people taking a donkey shit. 10:02 AM Mar 11th from web
  13. Met a woman whose tit was bit off by a horse. Always feed horsies.                                    1:24 PM Mar 10th from web
  14. Linda Hamilton can burst into flames in my playground whenever she wants.    7:26 AM Mar 10th from web
  15. There are too many people that know my true face. Must remedy.                 7:26 AM Mar 9th from web
  16. Shat a Glaive. Must make notation.                                                    .8:51 AM Mar 7th from web
  17. This close to recovering the Hellfish bonanza. Must tell no one.
    1:52 PM Mar 6th from web
  18. I have plans to visit Swaziland in 2017. They know why.                  11:40 AM Mar 6th from web
  19. Went to Grocery Store. Prayed for The Mist to come and take me away. 9:23 AM Mar 6th from web