A Nice Hard Slap - They EXTENDED Sex and the City?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 09/28/2008
Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.
A Nice Hard Slap - They EXTENDED Sex and the City?
There was one thing the world did not need in regards to Sex and the City: The Movie. MORE.
The movie in its theatrical form was about thirty minutes too long, and not in a Lord of the Rings 'this is an epic tale so bear with us' sort of way but a 'holy fuck we have no idea what we're doing but let's uncork another ten useless scenes on this bitch' way.
Fuck.
I liked the show and still the movie made me want to hurl myself onto a sharpened sybian like a shamed samurai.
Estrogen is the mindkiller.
Twelve extra minutes have been forcibly entered into the mess of a movie, creating a juggernaut of mediocrity that is 157 minutes verylong. This is a testimony as to how far the DVD special features wagon has come off the rails. MORE isn't better, unless the MORE is justified.
A shorter version of Sex and the City would have helped make the film tighter and more successful creatively.
Instead we get more, and I swear... if there's a new scene where ladies see each other and squeal with joy I'm going to choke something small and innocent.
- Nick Nunziata would settle for Abstinence in the Suburbs at this point.
Before I go, here's the latest thing I'm adding to the blog. Each day I blog I'll have a song, a piece of artwork, a photo, a Mary Worth, or something to further justify your click and to give the trolls a little more ammo. Today, a finished Art Jam... The Laboratory Store Room:
There was one thing the world did not need in regards to Sex and the City: The Movie. MORE.
The movie in its theatrical form was about thirty minutes too long, and not in a Lord of the Rings 'this is an epic tale so bear with us' sort of way but a 'holy fuck we have no idea what we're doing but let's uncork another ten useless scenes on this bitch' way.
Fuck.
I liked the show and still the movie made me want to hurl myself onto a sharpened sybian like a shamed samurai.
Estrogen is the mindkiller.
Twelve extra minutes have been forcibly entered into the mess of a movie, creating a juggernaut of mediocrity that is 157 minutes verylong. This is a testimony as to how far the DVD special features wagon has come off the rails. MORE isn't better, unless the MORE is justified.
A shorter version of Sex and the City would have helped make the film tighter and more successful creatively.
Instead we get more, and I swear... if there's a new scene where ladies see each other and squeal with joy I'm going to choke something small and innocent.
- Nick Nunziata would settle for Abstinence in the Suburbs at this point.
Before I go, here's the latest thing I'm adding to the blog. Each day I blog I'll have a song, a piece of artwork, a photo, a Mary Worth, or something to further justify your click and to give the trolls a little more ammo. Today, a finished Art Jam... The Laboratory Store Room:
Art by Andrea Rothe & Nick Nunziata.
