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					  <title><![CDATA[REVIEW: A Serious Man]]></title>
					  <link>http://chud.com/articles/blogs/2075/REVIEW-A-Serious-Man.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve written and scrapped and written and scrapped a half-dozen
reviews of this film. I&#8217;ve considered that maybe I need to go back and
watch it again, and only then will I be able to grasp it. I&#8217;ve been
thinking about this thing all weekend, and I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion
that while I can&#8217;t wait to see it again, in terms of writing a review,
I have what I have, and that&#8217;ll have to be good enough.</p><p>To
TRULY discuss the film, I&#8217;d need to dive massively into spoilers, and
nearly all of the review would in some way deal with the ending. But
I&#8217;m a good person, I won&#8217;t do that. I will say that the film often
mentions the idea of parables, the idea that you can tell a story about
someone you&#8217;ve never met, whose name you don&#8217;t even know, who lives
through an exceptional circumstance that he learns a great deal from,
but this concept can sometimes be difficult to apply to your own life.
There&#8217;s a whole scene in the film that says just that.</p><p>Larry
Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg) is a physics professor who, early in the
film, uses the parable of Schr&ouml;dinger&#8217;s cat to explain concepts to his
students, but he admits that he has no idea what the story of the cat
means or really its exact application. It&#8217;s an offhand remark, but it
goes a long way towards what the Coens are getting at.</p><p>I
will also say that the Coens have, in my opinion, never made a
completely serious film. As much as I despise the age of irony we&#8217;ve
found ourselves in, the Coens use irony to make their work lighter and
deeper at the same time. The films remain essentially unknowable; they
keep a distance from their characters that many have tried to label as
contempt. Whether or not that&#8217;s true (I don&#8217;t think it really matters),
the result has been a body of work that can be seen many different
ways, but is ALWAYS entertaining.</p><p><i>A Serious Man</i> is, in my estimation, their best work since <i>Barton Fink</i>,
because it is totally serious and completely dedicated to not giving
away anything, remaining totally entertaining and involving while doing
so, and perhaps even adding up to their greatest joke yet. <i>Fargo</i>,
their 1996 film, opens with a statement that the film is based on a
true story, a claim they maintained for some time after its release
before admitting that they just tacked it on there, almost on a whim.
I&#8217;ve always thought this artistic flourish, and the way they&#8217;ve
explained/dismissed it says more about their body of work than anything
else. Whatever they present us is complete fiction, and any application
to the real world you try to give it will come up empty. And,
somewhere, Joel and Ethan Coen are laughing.</p><p>Midway
through the film, things are looking pretty bleak, and Larry explains
the uncertainty principle to a class full of college kids. According to
Wikipedia (I am not a quantum physicist, for what it&#8217;s worth), the
uncertainty principle &#8220;states that certain pairs of physical
properties, like position and momentum, cannot both be known to
arbitrary precision. That is, the more precisely one property is known,
the less precisely the other can be known&#8230;[it] is not a statement about
the limitations of a researcher's ability to measure particular
quantities of a system, it is a statement about the nature of the
system itself as described by the equations of quantum mechanics.&#8221;</p><p>What
does it all mean? Why does it open with a prologue that has no direct
bearing on the rest of the film? You might as well ask what was in
Barton&#8217;s box. Or where Chigurh went after Ed Tom busted into the motel
room. In discussing <i>Barton Fink</i>, Ethan said, &#8220;What isn't
crystal clear isn't intended to become crystal clear, and it's fine to
leave it at that,&#8221; to which Joel followed up, &#8220;The question is: Where
would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the
movie is made clear? It doesn't get you anywhere.&#8221;</p><p>Indeed.</p><p>Discuss this <a href="http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2721017#post2721017">here.</a><br/></p>]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Scott Nye)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Don&#039;t Look Back in Anger - Summer 2009]]></title>
					  <link>http://chud.com/articles/blogs/2026/Don039t-Look-Back-in-Anger---Summer-2009.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s say, for all intents and purposes, this last summer began May 1st with the release of <i>X-Men Origins: Wolverine</i>,
a title barely acceptable in comic book form, but unrelentingly dumb
for a movie. Now, I did not see this film because, apparently, it
really sucked, and any way you slice it that&#8217;s a rather poor start to
the summer. And considering that the rest included <i>Transformers: ROTFL</i>, <i>Terminator Salvation</i>, <i>Star Trek</i>, <i>Bruno</i>, and <i>G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra</i>, and considering that pop culture has deemed <i>District 9</i>
the most exciting thing to happen all year, well&#8230;from the outside, it
seems a little depressing, especially in the wake of last year (<i>Speed Racer</i>, <i>Iron Man</i>, <i>The Dark Knight</i>, <i>Pineapple Express</i>, <i>Wall-E</i>).
Even studio-funded art suffered &#8211; for awhile there, the only art to
come out of the studio system was Michael Mann&#8217;s latest failure of
visual-narrative form, <i>Public Enemies</i>.</p><p>So it&#8217;d
be easy to, yes, look back and scorn the powers-that-be for inflicting
upon us another summer of nonsense, but that would be to look past the
truly awesome <i>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince</i> (the only blockbuster all summer that carries a true directorial vision) and <i>The Hangover</i>, for my money the best of the major summer films, near-great films like <i>Up</i>, interesting-but-highly-flawed works like <i>Funny People</i>, and a slew of independent and foreign films ranging from the truly incredible (<i>Summer Hours</i>, <i>The Hurt Locker</i>) to the exceptional (<i>The Girlfriend Experience</i>, <i>Goodbye Solo</i>, <i>The Headless Woman</i>, <i>Humpday</i>, <i>In The Loop</i>, <i>Lorna's Silence</i>) to the pretty good (<i>500 Days of Summer</i>, <i>Moon</i>, <i>Three Monkeys</i>, <i>Paper Heart</i>, <i>Away We Go</i>) to the absolute messes (<i>Cold Souls</i>),
all the way to the always interesting reaches for greatness that never
quite get there, but you gotta give them credit for trying (<i>Tetro</i>, <i>The Limits of Control</i>, <i>The Man From London</i>).</p><p>And of course&#8230;<i>Inglourious Basterds</i>,
a film so apart from the rest in every way, and one of the most
important films of the decade, though too flawed to be one of the best.</p><p>Now,
when you look at THAT list&#8230;this summer turns into something different
altogether. It shows that apart from some of the more hyped films, some
truly interesting, original voices were heard. So, no, I will not take
the easy way out and look back disappointed that Hollywood could not
produce an action film worth getting excited about all summer (although
we did get <i>Crank: High Voltage</i> earlier this year, so it&#8217;s not a
total loss), tempting though that may be. I will remain thankful that
these voices remain, and are more accessible than ever &#8211; I saw <i>The Girlfriend Experience</i> and <i>The Man From London</i> through my cable box. In HD no less! It&#8217;s been a damn good summer, just not in the way it often is.</p>]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Scott Nye)</author>
					  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[What the What?]]></title>
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					  <description><![CDATA[<p>Over at USA Today, national enemy of thinking people, Scott Bowles, Film Editor and <a href="http://g4tv.com/videos/40785/Behind-District-9s-Box-Office-Numbers/">guy who believes that films suffer when their main character is unlikable</a>, posted an article surveying the summer's least original movies (and, for no reason, <i>Public Enemies</i>...apparently someone's life is now a property) and how they fared with audiences and critics. Here's the section on <i>Transformers 2</i>:<b><br/>
</b></p><p><i><b>Was it worth it?</b>&nbsp; Not for fans of
art-house movies. But do they even watch summer flicks? "This is
exactly the movie fans wanted to see, if not critics," says Paul
Dergarabedian of Hollywood.com. "The Michael Bay formula works,
especially for this kind of movie. You had the title and the toys for
adults, and the action for the kids."</i></p><p>(click<i> </i><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-08-17-film-remakes_N.htm">here</a> to read the rest)</p><p>There
you have it. Perhaps the leading figure in box office analysis (which
requires about as much talent as being the leading figure in telling
time) has announced outright that adults only saw the movie for the
title and because they remember the toys. And his phrasing suggests
that this is a good thing.</p><p>You know...I'm not that
old, but I remember, as a kid, dying to see the movies my parents were
seeing. Now adults want to see whatever their kids are watching, and
not as a way of being involved in their kids' lives. This is where they
find their entertainment.</p><p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-smart-president_b_253996.html">Bill Maher is absolutely right.</a></p>]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Scott Nye)</author>
					  <pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Getting Back on Track]]></title>
					  <link>http://chud.com/articles/blogs/2006/Getting-Back-on-Track.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[<p>Martin Scorsese's new film <font style="font-style: italic;">Shutter Island </font><a href="http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2009/08/shutter_island_1.php">has been pushed back</a>
from October 2nd, the heart of Oscar season and frequently my favorite
month at the movies, to February 19th of next year, a dumping ground
for low-rent horror flicks, <font style="font-style: italic;">Norbit-</font>style comedies, and the occasional fun action flick.</p><p>Good.</p><p>Look, like all guys who got into film in their mid-to-late teens, I love Martin Scorsese. But after <font style="font-style: italic;">The Departed</font> (a fun, pulpy crime flick), the promises of <font style="font-style: italic;">Shutter Island</font>
(a fun, pulpy, horror-shock flick), and the announced Frank Sinatra
biopic (aside from watching Scorsese's direction, that film couldn't
interest me less), I've found the Martin Scorsese of late to be exactly
as interesting as the Steven Spielberg of late (<font style="font-style: italic;">Indiana Jones 4</font>, <font style="font-style: italic;">Tintin, </font>the announced <font style="font-style: italic;">Harvey </font>remake). Granted, Spielberg made on of the best films of his career in 2005 with <font style="font-style: italic;">Munich</font>, and Scorsese made one of the best films of his career in 2004 with <font style="font-style: italic;">The Aviator</font>, but unlike Spielberg's, Scorsese's last great film didn't feel nearly as vital as the best of his work.</p><p>Vitality
is, by its very definition (full of life, full of spirit), often the
province of younger filmmakers, and while my knee-jerk reaction is to
point to Francis Ford Coppola's last two films, which, as uneven as
they may be, are clearly the work of a man who needs to make these
films. There's something deep within Coppola screaming to get out. Now,
granted, not everyone has this in them, especially after forty years
and twenty-one narrative films. Fewer still are given the financing to
unleash this. But I find it difficult to believe that Scorsese, one of
the most thoughtful, creative, and inspired filmmakers in American
history, really has this little left to express.</p><p>Especially since his real next film is, by all accounts, <font style="font-style: italic;">Silence</font>,
an adaptation of a novel by Shusaku Endo, about the persecution two
Jesuit priests face trying to bring the gospel to 17th-century Japan.
Also, he's been working on this for over a decade.</p><p>This could be the project that reinvigorates Scorsese, or at least our view of him, as <font style="font-style: italic;">Shutter Island</font>'s Oscar prospects go from "distant" to "almost impossible" and the film can play as it was meant to (and as <font style="font-style: italic;">The Departed </font>should have) - a one-off, a clever genre film from a man capable of much more.</p>]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Scott Nye)</author>
					  <pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[THE RAIL OF TOMORROW: Still?]]></title>
					  <link>http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1998/THE-RAIL-OF-TOMORROW-Still.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[So I'm working on expanding a piece I wrote about Howard Hawks' <font style="font-style: italic;">Red River</font>,
and it'd been awhile since I worked on the piece or saw the film, so I
popped on over to Netflix to stream it. Naturally, the system worked
fine, but for some reason it was...wait for it...colorized. Why? To
what end? I've actually rented the film FROM Netflix, and since they
get things basically right, it was in black and white, but for some
reason, that didn't carry over to the online version.<br/><br/>More and
more, though, I question the extent to which my Netflix subscription is
worth it. It's impossible to tell what version of a film they'll send
you, since the cover art presented doesn't always correspond to the
disc you receive, and even if it does, that might not be the best
transfer to home video the film has received. Being the cinephile that
I am, how I see a movie is massively important to me. I don't just want
to get a general idea - I want it to be the closest possible to seeing
it on a quality print in a movie theater.<br/><br/>And so, obviously, <font style="font-style: italic;">Red River</font> is WAY off base. Looking forward to getting back to Portland, home of Movie Madness, the finest video store in this great land.<br/>]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Scott Nye)</author>
					  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[REVIEW: District 9]]></title>
					  <link>http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1990/REVIEW-District-9.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[I have some good news and some bad news &#8211; <font style="font-style: italic;">District 9</font> is at once a whole lot smarter and a whole lot dumber than just about everyone would have you believe.<br/><br/>Let&#8217;s
start with the smart, since co-writer/director/creator Neill Blomkamp
does. Yes, the film heavily invokes the apartheid that formally
separated blacks from whites in South Africa for almost fifty years.
But that&#8217;s not a particularly &#8220;smart&#8221; idea. It&#8217;s a clever idea, but it
doesn&#8217;t take a lot of thought to come up with that (especially since
it&#8217;s been done before). It is, however, an interesting way of
expressing a lot of the thoughts and feelings Blomkamp must have from
growing up under Apartheid, and (this is where the smart comes in) he
goes all the way with his idea. Mild spoilers do follow, but I can&#8217;t
think of a science fiction world this fully realized since Alfonso
Cuaron&#8217;s shoulda-been-revolutionary <font style="font-style: italic;">Children of Men</font>.<br/><br/>It&#8217;s
easy to come up with the idea for aliens landing on Earth and humans
shoving them into a ghetto. It&#8217;s another thing to make the first
twenty-thirty minutes basically a documentary about that area. It&#8217;s on
a whole other planet to come up with interspecies prostitution as a
major problem within District 9, the slum the aliens are relegated to.
It&#8217;s that level of detail that brings this world alive, makes it tick.
And the first half an hour is brilliant. We&#8217;re introduced to Wikus van
der Merwe (newcomer Sharlto Copley, in a tremendous performance), who,
without explaining too much, is basically a government employee tasked
with evicting the aliens from District 9 to a new, more restrictive
camp.<br/><br/>Wikus, at least at the start, is the kind of character we
could use more of in mainstream entertainment. Unlikable on nearly
every level except for the fact that he&#8217;d probably be nice to you if he
were your neighbor, Wikus is the sort of friendly bigot who believes he
treats the aliens with basic respect, all the while exhilarated when he
gets the chance to order the abortion of hundreds of alien fetuses.
With a flamethrower. He&#8217;s the guy from the IRS who smiles when he comes
to audit you. He might say he&#8217;s just doing his job, but you know
otherwise.<br/><br/>And, you know, if it weren&#8217;t for the fact that,
through the mix of documentary aesthetics and cinema v&eacute;rit&eacute;, the film
so fervently announces itself as some new, exciting, different, fresh,
and relevant, I probably wouldn&#8217;t have been nearly as disappointed with
the turn in takes around the beginning of act two.<br/><br/>As I felt the film slowly shift from its docudrama to the same outline as Michael Bay&#8217;s <font style="font-style: italic;">The Island</font>,
I felt a profound disappointment. Suddenly, Wikus, a desk-jockey
bureaucrat, becomes an action hero. Suddenly, the chase is on.
Suddenly, there&#8217;s a villain, for god&#8217;s sake, and not a terribly good
one &#8211; just a soldier leading an elite death squad (and not a terribly
good death squad). You know, just like in <font style="font-style: italic;">The Island</font>. And while execution always trumps conception, for a film that touted itself as not just different and fresh, but actively <font style="font-style: italic;">intelligent</font>, the shift from political thriller to routine action movie is a really, really dumb move.<br/><br/>Now,
don&#8217;t get me wrong&#8230;Neill Blomkamp isn&#8217;t just a clever man, but a damn
good director. In a year that has given us everything from the
purposefully abstract (<font style="font-style: italic;">Public Enemies</font>) and the accidentally incoherent (<font style="font-style: italic;">Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen</font>)
in our action movies, a first-time director using a handheld aesthetic
crafted a totally readable film full of genuinely thrilling action set
pieces. That they&#8217;re trapped in a misfire of a screenplay is
unfortunate, but I have high hopes for Blomkamp&#8217;s future. Just as long
as he doesn&#8217;t buy into the hype that now surrounds him.<br/>]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Scott Nye)</author>
					  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Infants and Their Formula]]></title>
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					  <description><![CDATA[As is my habit on Saturday nights and Sunday mornings, I rushed over to
the NYTimes.com movies section to see what their feature articles would
be this week (a habit born from the days when my parents&#8217; subscription
to the Sunday New York Times coincided nicely with my burgeoning
interest in film), and was thrilled to find the kind of well-written
elitism I just absorb upon contact in the A.O. Scott feature, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09scot.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&ref=movies">&#8220;Open Wide: Spoon-Fed at the Cineplex.&#8221;</a> A selection:<br/><br/><div style="text-align: left;"><font style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;From
Wolverine and Mr. Spock in May through the Decepticons and wizards of
July it has been a triumph of the tried and true, occasionally
revitalized or decked out with novelty, but mostly just what we
expected. No surprises.</font><br/><br/><font style="font-style: italic;">What
kind of person constantly demands something new and yet always wants
the same thing? A child of course. From toddlerhood we are fluent in
the pop-cultural consumerist idiom: Again! More! Another
one!...Children are ceaselessly demanding, it&#8217;s true; but they are also
easily satisfied, and this combination of appetite and docility makes
the child an ideal moviegoer. But since there are a finite number of
literal children out there, with limited disposable income and short
attention spans, Hollywood has to make or find new ones. And so the
studios have, with increasing vigor and intensity, carried out a
program of mass infantilization.&#8221;</font><br/></div><br/>It&#8217;s a great
observation that people who choose to seriously consider their
entertainment (or increasingly, culture itself) have been aware of for
some time. It&#8217;s the next logical step from &#8220;the dumbing-down of
America&#8221; (to paraphrase Roget Ebert, an unavoidable clich&eacute;), that many
Americans, and, increasingly, the worldwide market as well (it&#8217;s
important to export the dumb), have been and are continuing to be
mentally reduced.<br/><br/>But this is an incomplete assessment. We&#8217;ve
all known dumb people throughout our lives, but think for a second and
consider the dumb. Sure, they may never advance terribly far in life,
but being dumb does not automatically remove the excitement of gained
knowledge. It just might take a few tries to get that knowledge working.<br/><br/>No,
the infant idea is more compelling &#8211; young children may possess a
certain curiosity for the world, but they&#8217;ll always be happiest when
they feel comfortable and safe. So it is with the modern moviegoer.
They may thrill at some deviation from formula (<font style="font-style: italic;">The Dark Knight</font>) or artistic flourish (<font style="font-style: italic;">Wall-E</font>),
but those must be couched in the familiar, and instead of taking that
thrill of the uncertain to its next logical step (i.e. seeking out
films with more than a flourish of artistry), they immediately retreat
into the familiar and the expected (<font style="font-style: italic;">Star Trek</font>, <font style="font-style: italic;">Wolverine</font>, <font style="font-style: italic;">Transformers 2</font>, <font style="font-style: italic;">The Hangover</font>, <font style="font-style: italic;">Monsters vs. Aliens</font>).<br/><br/>My
only gripe with Scott&#8217;s piece is that he doesn&#8217;t go all the way with
his idea &#8211; maybe he&#8217;s unaware of this, but does he know that
fully-grown adults aren&#8217;t only passively being reduced in mental
capacity and curiosity, but actually actively yearning to reenter
childhood?<br/><br/>In a comment on Roger Ebert&#8217;s Journal, a haven of required reading, &#8220;Khalid S.&#8221; <a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/08/the_gathering_dark_age.html#comment-742719">said the following</a> (in fairness to him, I included his disclaimer):<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Just
to let you know I'm 30 years old, and very successful in my field of
finance, to counter being labeled 'dumb'. But if I get a chance to
relive my childhood by watching a live action movie about my childhood
toys, comics, and cartoons, please don't call me 'dumb' and allow me
this indulgence as a way of tuning out the problems of the real world
for a while. Also, it would be interesting to see an audience profiling
based on age and their opinion about </span><font>Transformers 2</font>.<span style="font-style: italic;">&#8221;</span><br/><br/>It should be noted that he lists among his favorite movies <font style="font-style: italic;">Braveheart</font>, the <font style="font-style: italic;">Lord of the Rings</font> trilogy, <font style="font-style: italic;">The Dark Knight</font>, the <font style="font-style: italic;">Spider-Man</font> trilogy, and <font style="font-style: italic;">Iron Man</font>.
Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with those films. Quite the contrary.
But when you&#8217;re watching entertainment as finely wrought as <font style="font-style: italic;">Iron Man</font> or <font style="font-style: italic;">Spider-Man 2</font>, why settle for <font style="font-style: italic;">Transformers 2</font>?
Do they not offer the necessary escape from &#8220;the real world&#8221;? I
understand that not everyone can find escape in Bergman, but if you&#8217;re
only willing to watch what&#8217;s being marketed to you, can&#8217;t you still
have SOME sort of filter? Just because the TV told you to watch it
doesn&#8217;t mean you should.<br/><br/>All of this relates back, of course. I&#8217;m a young man of 23, but I&#8217;m sure (and, in fact, pop culture&#8212;<font style="font-style: italic;">A Christmas Story</font>,
for example&#8212;has taught me that this is true) that even someone of
Ebert&#8217;s many years (or, say, someone of 30) can remember back to being
a child and demanding something from their parents because the
television, radio, or magazines told us we MUST have them. It&#8217;s just
that many (increasingly fewer, I suppose) of us grow out of this and
begin to want things because we feel they will enrich our lives.<br/><br/>And
what&#8217;s even more troubling is that so many people seem to love this so
much. It&#8217;s one thing for a film to make you feel like a kid again. <font style="font-style: italic;">Speed Racer</font> and <font style="font-style: italic;">The Incredibles</font>
do this for me &#8211; one&#8217;s based on a cartoon I could never stand; the
other is *gasp* a wholly original idea. It&#8217;s another to go see a film,
and further, to actually enjoy it, apparently solely because it shares
the brand name of something you played with when you were eight. I hear
this CONSTANTLY, too, as justification for, as an adult, rewatching the
<font style="font-style: italic;">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</font> or <font style="font-style: italic;">Transformers</font>
cartoon series (two things I devoured rapturously in my youth, for what
it's worth), or listening to some shitty band, or yes, for seeing the
live-action/animated (how quickly the lines blurred between the two)
remake of any of the above, because &#8220;well, it was kind of a big deal
when I was a kid, so, you know.&#8221;<br/><br/>Imagine if they did a sequel to <font style="font-style: italic;">A Christmas Story</font>
(crap, now the idea&#8217;s out there) and picked up with Peter Billingsley
taking a few hours out of his day to fire his Red Ryder BB gun at a
target in the backyard. You know, just to relive his childhood. To
&#8220;tune out the problems of the real world.&#8221; That wouldn&#8217;t be considered
sweet, a desirable activity, or even understandable. It would be
considered pathetic.<br/><br/><font style="font-style: italic;">Scott can be reached at ScottN_86@yahoo.com, but really, posting in the comments is the way to go. Make your voice heard.</font><br/>]]></description>
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					  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[MY LIFE IN ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN: Elizabethtown]]></title>
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					  <description><![CDATA[<font style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span>Elizabethtown</font> came out in
October of 2005, and I was the only person at my school who cared that
it existed, and the only person (at the time) who fell for it. The past
few years have been about coming to grips with this fact, and the fact
that aside from <font style="font-style: italic;">Almost Famous</font>, it&#8217;s actually my favorite Cameron Crowe film. Not that it&#8217;s as objectively &#8220;good&#8221; as, say, <font style="font-style: italic;">Say Anything</font> or <font style="font-style: italic;">Jerry Maguire</font>, or even <font style="font-style: italic;">Vanilla Sky</font>, but I love it so much more than any of those, in spite of and sometimes for its faults<br/><br/>Re-reading <a href="http://mmmgravy.blogspot.com/2005/10/elizabethtown.html">my original review</a>
was sort of embarrassing, but this is a movie that&#8217;s sort of
embarrassing to be a part of. And that's okay. People in this movie
make bold, blatant declarations of love (in many forms), and whereas
this year&#8217;s terrific <font style="font-style: italic;">Two Lovers</font> was all too aware of how embarrassing those decisions are in retrospect (or even at the time), <font style="font-style: italic;">Elizabethtown</font> is all about how good it can feel in the moment. It&#8217;s everything Cameron Crowe was working towards aesthetically in <font style="font-style: italic;">Say Anything, Jerry Maguire</font>, and <font style="font-style: italic;">Almost Famous</font> &#8211; the purity of experiencing a truly transcendent moment.<br/><br/>In <a href="http://alsolikelife.com/shooting/2009/07/best-of-the-decade-derby-elizabethtown-liveblog-with-vadim-rizov/">a recent liveblog</a>
between Kevin Lee and Vadim Rizov about this film, Rizov claimed Drew
(Orlando Bloom) actually has no arc in the film, and while that&#8217;s sort
of true, it&#8217;d be a stretch to say he doesn&#8217;t change at all. After all,
Claire&#8217;s (Kirsten Dunst) entire goal in the story is to change Drew;
it&#8217;s got to amount to something.<br/><br/>Claire&#8217;s mission is the very
embodiment of a quote I&#8217;ve been coming back to a lot recently. Henry
David Thoreau wrote, &#8220;you must live in the present, launch yourself on
every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their
island opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other
land, there is no other life but this.&#8221; Drew&#8217;s life before
Elizabethtown (the place and the film) was spent looking toward another
land, until he found the eternity in each moment after two massive
blows to the person he had constructed himself to be.<br/><br/>Now, granted, <font style="font-style: italic;">Elizabethtown</font>
is overflowing with these moments (some which may last hours, or even
days), and it does seem like Crowe was trying to push the boundaries of
just how happy one film could be. Crowe, the film, Claire, and
eventually Drew are and become exactly who Patricia Graynamore was
talking about when she told Joe that very few people in this world were
truly awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement (<font style="font-style: italic;">Joe Versus the Volcano</font>). And when I think about <font style="font-style: italic;">Elizabethtown</font>
I tend to care less about its occasionally overwrought dialogue and
often stale performances, and come back to scenes like Drew and
Claire&#8217;s all-night phone conversation, so evocative of the at once
ethereal and fleeting nature of those encounters, or the tactile
sensation of releasing ashes out a car window.<br/><br/>And say what you
will about the rest, but while I find a lot to love about the film but
very little to admire, it&#8217;s impossible not to applaud Crowe&#8217;s
willingness to let the film be totally what it wants to be. It never
winks at you or thinks less of its emotional core, as <font style="font-style: italic;">Garden State</font>, the film so often referred to in conjunction with it, did. In <a href="http://www.criterion.com/current/posts/622">describing the joy</a> he takes in watching Monte Hellmen&#8217;s <font style="font-style: italic;">Two-Lane Blacktop</font>,
Richard Linklater said, &#8220;above all else&#8230;Two-Lane Blacktop goes all the
way with its idea. And that&#8217;s a rare thing in this world: a completely
honest movie.&#8221; Whatever feels clich&eacute;, schmaltzy, or cheesy about <font style="font-style: italic;">Elizabethtown</font>,
I believe Cameron Crowe believes fully in everything he lays out. And
in a medium overcrowded with the ironic, the unoriginal, the
audience-tested, the focus-grouped, and above all the so totally
uninspired, I live for a completely honest movie like <font style="font-style: italic;">Elizabethtown</font>.<br/><br/>SOME NOTES ON THE DVD<br/><br/><font style="font-style: italic;">Elizabethtown</font>
is availalbe on DVD with a serviceable, occasionally lovely transfer
that nevertheless shows quite a few compression artifacts (some outdoor
shots of Kirsten Dunst are especially wrenching) and an audio mix that
can stand being cranked all the way up, as the film should be (let that
music fill the room, man). The extras are a total disappointment, with
absolutely nothing of any informative or educational value, suffering
all the more for the absence of the always-great Cameron Crowe
commentary track. Somewhere along the way, Crowe was convinced the film
was a total misfire. Whether or not he believes that now, that&#8217;s his
business, I don&#8217;t have to have his approval to love the film (as they
say in <font style="font-style: italic;">Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang</font>, what does he know, he&#8217;s only the writer); I just would have loved to hear more from him when he totally believed in it.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic;">Scott can be reached at <a href="mailto:ScottN_86@yahoo.com">ScottN_86@yahoo.com</a></span><br/>]]></description>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Great Cinematic Cities]]></title>
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					  <description><![CDATA[This is inspired by a recent post at <a href="http://misfortune-cookie.blogspot.com/">my girlfriend&#8217;s blog</a>,
who talked about her favorite representations of New York in cinema.
Partially to show her up, and partially because about half of her picks
would&#8217;ve been on my list, I decided to expand it to THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Basically, using the same criteria by which she selected her New Yorks,
these cities (as you&#8217;ll see, towns will also count, but they must be
urban areas) must play a larger role in the story than simply being
background. The ways in which that criteria manifests itself will vary,
as you will shortly see.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">BEFORE SUNRISE (Venice)</font> &#8211; Fuck Paris, man. I cannot, for the life of me, think of a city that feels more romantic than Venice does in <font style="font-style: italic;">Before Sunrise</font>.
Every place they go is some off-the-beaten-path,
not-gonna-find-it-in-a-guidebook, totally magical place that EVERYONE
wants to fall in love in.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">BREATHLESS (Paris)</font> &#8211; Well, Paris is PRETTY cool, you know? Godard&#8217;s Paris in <font style="font-style: italic;">Breathless</font>
feels exactly like descriptions of New York in the late 1960s &#8211; a city
full of partially-employed quasi-intellectuals who love the arts, but
lack any mode of expression except towards each other. The more I think
about this movie, the more I fall for it, the more because I so badly
want to crawl into the movie and FEEL this place.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">LA DOLCE VITA/L&#8217;ECLISSE (Rome)</font>
&#8211; I&#8217;ve never been to Italy, I only have the movies. And while Rome
could never be the Rome I know in these two films, I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s
enough of it there from fifty years ago for it to FEEL like the Rome in
these two films. Anyway, I hope so.<br/><br/>There are some slight differences in portrayal, mostly in that Fellini&#8217;s masterpiece (I do hold it in greater esteem than <font style="font-style: italic;">8&frac12;</font>)
is such a wild, glamorous romp through the city&#8217;s social elite, and
Antonioni&#8217;s is a vision of isolation (as was his wont), but between the
black-and-white photography, the two great director&#8217;s incredible
control of their frame, and, obviously, the location, these two Romes
feel like they exist near each other, each hovering just outside the
other&#8217;s universe. I hope to someday explore them both.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS (New York City)</font>
&#8211; Wes Anderson has a distinct visual sense, that much is certain. But
to what end? Here, he transformed New York into a city much like
Fellini&#8217;s or Godard&#8217;s &#8211; a little larger than life, greatly exaggerated,
but perfectly calibrated to show only the parts the characters know,
the way they know it.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">THE THIRD MAN (Vienna)</font> &#8211; Ah, the other side to the lovers&#8217; paradise we saw in <font style="font-style: italic;">Before Sunrise</font>.
Vienna in Carol Reed's best-regarded film is late-40s Vienna, which
means postwar Vienna, and that air of reconstruction hangs over every
scene, with each character trying to find their way into this new world
that&#8217;s being built. That, and it&#8217;s just a great place to set a film,
visually. Every shot ends up better for it.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">CASABLANCA (duh)</font>
&#8211; This one is so obvious it hardly needs mentioning. A city full of
thieves, corrupt officials, freedom fighters, gamblers, and club
owners? It&#8217;s like if you took Las Vegas, but gave it some sort of
purpose.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">PORT OF SHADOWS (Le Havre)</font> &#8211; The existential sibling of <font style="font-style: italic;">Casablanca</font> and the Vienna of <font style="font-style: italic;">The Third Man</font>,
Marcel Carne&#8217;s great gangster picture drips with atmosphere and feels
absolutely alive in every sense. If the place feels a little fake, it&#8217;s
because it&#8217;s a movie, damn it, but the spirit of this film and its town
comes alive at Panama&#8217;s, the go-to bar for all the town&#8217;s drifters.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">NASHVILLE (Nashville, TN)</font> &#8211; A movie does get a leg up when its city comes to represent, oh, all of America. <font style="font-style: italic;">Nashville</font>
is one of the most American films ever made, in all that that could
ever mean, and it must be seen to be known. The Nashville of <font style="font-style: italic;">Nashville</font>, much like the New York of <font style="font-style: italic;">The Royal Tenenbaums</font>, could never really exist, but in a lot of ways it does, everyday.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">OCEAN&#8217;S 13 (Las Vegas)</font> &#8211; Sure, <font style="font-style: italic;">Ocean's 11</font>
also took place in Vegas, but there&#8217;s something to the Vegas that
director Steven Soderbergh created with this film. It&#8217;s at once
insanely modern (are there really casinos that use computers that read
your pulse and so forth to determine if you&#8217;re cheating?), and exactly
the Vegas we all know from the Sinatra days. Really, it&#8217;s what that
Vegas would feel like if it existed today.<br/><br/><font style="font-weight: bold;">IN BRUGES (Bruges)</font> &#8211; Fockin&#8217; fairytale town, right? <font style="font-style: italic;">In Bruges</font>
is one of those films that every single bastard on this damn planet
should have seen by now, because every single bastard on this damn
planet has no reason to dislike it, but how great is Bruges? Bruges is
everything in this movie&#8230;it&#8217;s a dead end, a wonderfully preserved bit
of history, an escape, a seedy underbelly in a part of the world rife
with seedy underbellies, but to everyone, in one way or another, it&#8217;s a
fockin&#8217; fairytale town where almost anything can happen and everything
does. I love the shit out of this movie, and fockin&#8217; Bruges.<br/><br/>What about you? What cities just scream out to you?]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Scott Nye)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[REVIEW: Duplicity]]></title>
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					  <description><![CDATA[<font style="font-style: italic;">Michael Clayton</font>, Tony Gilroy&#8217;s
Oscar-nominated directorial debut, was one of my favorite movies of
2007, and it remains as compulsively watchable as the first time I saw
it. I love the way Gilroy built and revealed his characters, the
structure and delivery of the dialogue, and most certainly the
performances.<br/><br/>I like <font style="font-style: italic;">Duplicity</font>
for a lot of the same reasons, just less so. Gilroy&#8217;s stepped up his
compositions, especially the inspired credit sequence in which rival
CEOs (Tom Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti), who will drive most of the
plot, pummel each other on an airport runway in slow motion, wildly
accentuating Giamatti&#8217;s expressive face. On the other end of the film,
Gilroy knows how to use a last shot unbelievably well; as much as I
love the final shot of <font style="font-style: italic;">Michael Clayton</font>,
this gives it a run for its money. A lot of his choices in the film &#8211;
from shots that allow for the actors&#8217; entire bodies to be in the frame
to shots that linger after a scene is over &#8211; are also choices I just
happen to like. It&#8217;s purely subjective, but hey, that&#8217;s the line of
business I&#8217;m in.<br/><br/>And I recognize the biggest reason I&#8217;m really
digging Gilroy&#8217;s directorial career &#8211; his choices are wildly in tune
with stuff in movies I just dig. I love scenes of actors giving big,
elegantly-worded speeches. I like the way actors in his two films
deliver the lines. I like the framing. I like the pace. I like
reversals, so long as they&#8217;re done right, and I like plot- and
dialogue-oriented entertainment. And Gilroy does these things very,
very well.<br/><br/>Taking a fun premise &#8211; a man and a woman, both
products of espionage, fall for each other and team up to scam
corporations for millions, along the way going back and forth on how
far to trust the other &#8211; and extending it over years is an inspired
move, and some of the film&#8217;s best moments deal either directly or
indirectly with the toll this takes on Ray (Clive Owen) and Claire
(Julia Roberts). That this results in a movie that&#8217;s not as much fun as
I was led to believe (<a href="http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117939878.html?categoryid=31&cs=1">one comparison</a> to Lubitsch&#8217;s <font style="font-style: italic;">Trouble in Paradise</font>
was wildly misplaced), but ultimately an immensely satisfying, often
breezily entertaining (but never condescending)
espionage-thriller-romance. In the day since I saw this film, I&#8217;ve only
grown to like it more; I like where this is heading.<br/><br/><font style="font-style: italic;">Scott can be reached at <a href="mailto:ScottN_86@yahoo.com">ScottN_86@yahoo.com</a><br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic;">Discuss this review at railoftomorrow.blogspot.com</span><br/></font>]]></description>
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					  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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