Andre Dellamorte
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DD: Why, Yes, I am Joan Wilder
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/23/2008
For some reason Robert Zemeckis got stuck in my nogging, and so I went on a kick and bought the Back to the Future set and Romancing the Stone. Stone is a fine - albeit formulaic - adventure film that...
DD: The Rules of Teh Internet (Part 1 of 437)
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/22/2008
Rule #1: You cannot brag successfully on the internet without proof. But rarely will proof make your case. This is due to the nature of the beast, which is that words are essentially the only t...
DD: Paging Dr. Jones
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/19/2008
In full Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls gettin' ready fever - and in my case a real fever - I decided to watch all those Indiana Jones films again. I said a while back that all good directors have to ha...
DD: Lubitsch Musicals: MONTE CARLO
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/17/2008
A countess pulls her third runaway bride routine, to the embarrassment of her would-be husband, who promises to tame her with his caveman tactics. The Countess, Helene Mara (Jeanette MacDonald) decide...
DD: Lubitsch Musicals: THE LOVE PARADE
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/16/2008
The film opens with Maurice Chevailer having the cuckolded walk in on
him and his mistress. The woman shoots herself. The husband shoots
Maurice. Having survived, Maurice summarizes that the gun is ...
DD: Lubitsch Musicals: THE PROLOGUE
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/16/2008
I've come to realize I tend to do about a dozen things total. You could break up my week into percentages. I work at least 40 a week, I sleep about 49 hours a week. I'm on a computer/writing about 40 ...
The Dellamorte Dugout: 1.21 Gigawatts!
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/13/2008
I watched a couple episodes of Homicide last night. I liked it well enough, but it has the best example of bad neat television writing I can think of. There's a thread where Yaphett Kotto asks the roo...
DD: And When the Groove is Dead and Gone...
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/12/2008
The greatest thing for me of the fall out of the lack of Prince vs. MJ is my renewed interest in listening to their music. iPut Thriller on the iPhone and drove around to it while pas...
DD: How disappointed I am that the Prince vs. MJ show was Cancelled
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/11/2008
Very. In honor of the event, I bought two pairs of Purple boxer briefs. One is light purple, the other Grimace purple. As sad as I am, this underwear shines a light, and offers me happiness. I mean, i...
DD: The Murakami Exhibit at the MOCA
- By Andre Dellamorte
- Published 02/10/2008
I woke up Saturday and was supposed to do something, but puttered. Puttered long enough to be told not to do it. To wait until tomorrow. AWESOME. And so, after making my way through disc 1 of El Cid, ...






