Devin Faraci
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Blogs by this Author
We Are Going To Blog You: Night Terrors!
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 06/18/2009
I have night terrors. I always have; when I was a kid my dad banned horror movies and books from my life because I would wake up screaming so often. I also sleep walk on occasion; after watching The T...
We Are Going To Blog You: The Prettiest Homeless Girl
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 04/16/2009
In advance: This is rambling, maybe incoherent, and incredibly self-absorbed. In a lot of ways I wrote this to work out some issues that were bugging me. I didn't work them out, but this is what I wro...
We Are Going To Blog You: Greedy Old Pricks
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 10/2/2008
Sometimes I have the bad luck to have to talk to a Republican about politics. It's an awful and surreal experience, similar to Alice's time at that tea party, as they spout off bullshit talking points...
We Are Going To Blog You: Why Do I Keep Buying Doritos?
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 08/27/2008
Sitting next to me is a bag of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos. It's one of the 'small' ones that go for 99 cents. My local 7/11 lines these up at the point of sale, and as I stand in line with my bee...
We Are Going To Blog You: Grow Up, Hillary Supporters
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 08/25/2008
If John McCain wins in November, blame Hillary Clinton and her supporters and delegates. As the Democratic National Convention rumbles to life in Denver, the schism in the party dominates the news cov...
We Are Going To Blog You: White People, Take Care of Your Shit
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 08/10/2008
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brokencyde, a screamo/gangsta/crunk outfit hailing from 'Albucrazy' New Mexico.I knew I fucking hated Albuquerque for a reason. Now I know what it is.This shit is so r...
We Are Going To Blog You: On Dating
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 05/16/2008
I don't like dating. It's a rotten institution, and one that doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I like to become friends with women first and then hypnotize or otherwise con them into getting involved...
We Are Going To Blog You: Punching Producers In The Proboscis
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 04/20/2008
When you live in Los Angeles you get the chance to meet people who are actually working in the movie business and not just trying to break in. You can meet these people... and then punch them in the n...
We Are Going to Blog You: I Am Losing My Mind
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 04/16/2008
There are a lot of factors going into my current mind loss, including boring personal ones like women, finances and bogglins, but what's really slowly draining my sanity is working from home.Working f...
We Are Going To Blog You: I Have A Competition In Me
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 04/12/2008
Last night I ended up going to a semi-small party where the only person I knew was the girl with whom I arrived, Julia. I'm not the biggest fan of this situation*, but sometimes you have to deal with ...






