Andrea Rothe
Andrea Rothe has a potty mouth, her favorite color is red, and she loves poop!
Blogs by this Author
GASH WEDNESDAY #8
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 06/10/2009
Times are tough, and I'm finding that it shouldn't be an excuse for negative thinking. It's a time for creative thinking and a goddamned sense of humor. Focusing on how difficult things are is the bes...
GASH WEDNESDAY #7
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 06/4/2009
I've never understood God's logic in deciding to give me a small set of tits and other assorted girl junk. I can't seem to hang onto a girlfriend for more than a couple of years because I get tired of...
GASH WEDNESDAY #6
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 05/20/2009
In 1993, I try my first cigarette. It's eighth grade and it's a pilfered smoke from my friend's grandmother. We're in the woods in flannel shirts and jeans sucking rebellion and premature adulthood th...
GASH WEDNESDAY #5
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 05/13/2009
I've eaten at least three meals a day every day of my life. I don't remember most. Most feedings aren't celebratory, and most of the time food simply serves to banish hunger for the next four hours. A...
GASH WEDNESDAY #4
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 05/6/2009
I'm rounding the bend to 30 years of age, and my concept of life over time has begun to drastically change--not because 30 is a magical number, but because I've finally lived enough years to realize h...
GASH WEDNESDAY #3
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 04/29/2009
April 15th is behind us, and I'm relieved. I'm an independent contractor in a cash business. I pay my taxes quarterly and file them without the help of a CPA. It's taken me a long time and a lot of ...
GASH WEDNESDAY #2
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 04/15/2009
Yesterday I loaded up my vehicle with six weeks' worth of
laundry in prep for a trip to the laundromat. I was tired, had worked third
shift the night before, and was in a rush to finish the chore be...
GASH WEDNESDAY #1
- By Andrea Rothe
- Published 04/3/2009
Pogo.com. It's an online game website that features some favorites like Monopoly and Scrabble as well as some other cute games. Almost every day my best friend and I log on to play at least a couple g...
