Joshua Miller
In 1957, Joshua tragically drowned at camp while counselors were inconsiderately having sex. Or so everyone thought! Ambiguously undead, Joshua vengefully returned decades later and has been happily killing sexy idiots ever since. He's fought Corey Feldman and Freddy Krueger and even gone into space where he became part robot. He now lives in Los Angeles and hopes someday to fight Michael Meyers and a Predator.
email - wormmiller@gmail.com
Blogs by this Author
FILMS OF 2009: PORNO VERSIONS
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 12/25/2009
What better way to celebrate the holidays than thinking about hypothetical porno versions of the past year's cinema slate? I certainly can't think of one.Be prepared. Some of these will test the bound...
Worm's Eye View: Avatar and the Missed Opportunities of New Cinema
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 11/28/2009
I just heard Avatar cost $600 million dollars.I was at a bar last night - excellent German joint, the Red Lion Tavern in Silver Lake - when I struck up a conversation with a dude who has been working ...
Worm’s Eye View: Cinema’s 14 Greatest Suicides Part 2
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 11/21/2009
Ah, movie suicide... It comes in all shapes and sizes. It can be sad, surprising, devastating, funny, cathartic, even noble. Who doesn’t love a good suicide scene?The countdown continues from la...
Worm’s Eye View: Cinema’s 14 Greatest Suicides Part 1
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 11/18/2009
Ah, movie suicide. It can come in all shapes and sizes. It
can be sad, surprising, devastating, funny, cathartic, even noble. Who doesn’t
love a good suicide scene?
...
Worm’s Eye View: Actors With Signature Haircuts
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 11/15/2009
Some actors are known for certain types of characters (Leland Orser is The Nervous Guy again!) or certain accents (Kenneth Mars is The German Guy again!). This is to be expected from character actors....
HORROR 101: The Town and The Eclectic Group
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 11/14/2009
Hello, and welcome back to Horror 101, where we like turn an
academic eye on the vast, bitchin' and often unintentionally hilarious world of
horror movie conventions.
...
HORROR 101: The Guy Who Knows Things
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 10/16/2009
Hello,
and welcome back to Horror 101, where we like turn an academic eye on
the vast, bitchin' and often unintentionally hilarious world of horror movie conventions.Thus far we've been discussing t...
TOP 10: Good Actors, Bad Films
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 09/23/2009
This could more specifically be called “Actors I Like
Despite Their Horrible Filmographies.”
Normally I associate an actor/actress with the quali...
Worm's Eye View: Blair Witch Still Sucking 10 Years Later
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 09/10/2009
The Blair Witch Project underwhelmed the shit out of me when I saw it in theaters back in 1999, but since it just celebrated its tenth bday I figured enough time had passed that I should give it...
Worm's Eye View: Combat Shock
- By Joshua Miller
- Published 09/5/2009
"LIKE A BULLET TO THE HEAD...Giovinazzo's world is horrific and the movie's conclusion will never be forgotten."
-Film Journal
“Combines the New York City angst of T...
