Tom Hoeler
Tom grew up in a small town in Connecticut where there was nothing to do but go to the movies. And go to the movies he did. Since his birth in 1987, scientists estimate he has seen over 1 trillion films; but this number is considered a gross underestimation since his whereabouts were unknown from 1992-1996. When not confining himself to a theater Tom can be found in front of his television or playing video games. Rumors are abound that Tom has friends, but no published reports corroborating these rumors exist. Somewhere lost in all of this; Tom has found time to attend Bentley University and is dangerously close to being given a bachelor’s degree in accounting. It is unclear how he has pulled this off. Tom can also be found as a reviewer on movie-vault.com and at his film blog: filmphantom.wordpress.com.
Blogs by this Author
I decided that I needed to start numbering these things.
Partially because it helps to keep me organized. Partially because other people
do it and it seems like a good idea. So yea, that's w...
Irony of ironies...Could it be that Star Trek has shown us the way to save Star Wars.Before I explain, let me first qualify this by saying that I don't necessarily believe that Star Wars needs to be s...
So, apparently I've graduated from college. No seriously…they’re
going to give me a diploma and everything.
Don't worry, I'm just as surprised as you are.
Someone clearly w...
This weekend; I checked out a little local carnival that comes to town near my school each year. It had all the classic rides, games, and features that you probably think of when you imagine a carniva...
Today is a very important day. And no, I'm not talking about for potheads.4/20 will forever live as the infamous day when two students walked into a high school in Colorado and killed 13 people before...
Please tell me you are watching: The Real World/Road Rules
Challenge: The DUEL on MTV.
This is reality television at its best.
I abhor the actual reality shows that this competition pro...
Have we all seen the new music video for Jamie Foxx's "Blame it"? If not check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYc875zkDxg Now I don't have any issues with the song. Actually, its kinda ca...
Double movie screenings have gone totally out of style. People rarely sit down for double features anymore; even though years ago they used to be the norm. There are many reasons why of course; econom...
There are only two types of people in the world...Rockband people and Guitar Hero people.No, you can't be both. The line is drawn in the sand, choose a side, or get out of the way.I am a Rockband pers...
Warning: this blog has not yet been rated.New to the site, but not to the world of pop culture. I'll be posting regularly starting in the next week about all the happenings in movies/tv/video games an...
