Patrick Ripoll
Patrick Ripoll's wearin' fur pajamas. He rides a hot potato. It's tickling his fancy. Speak up, he can't hear you.
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"I think half of my life has been spent trying to decide what movie to watch." - Amanda Tague
She has a point. I don't want to think about how many hours I've spent in front of my dvd collection, e...
soybomb43: The first black presidentsoybomb43: dances like a white guytails or tague: well.tails or tague: rick astley sings like a black guy.tails or tague: even exchange.
I have a friend who likes Julia Stiles. She said, and I quote "When I was 12, I read this interview with her in some dumb magazine. And she just seemed really nice. Someone&nbs...
WARNING: This blog post features sexually explicit text. Not for the faint of heart.Lately I feel like I haven't been performing to the height of my intelligence, in most aspects. All my jokes se...
There are all sorts of great double features. Not too long ago I had a Teeth & Carrie double feature. "Vaginas Gone Wrong Night", we called it. You know what isn't a good double feature? Above the Law...
There are an awful lot of things that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation gets wrong as a film, but the one that really bugs me the most is that Leatherface looks like Old Greg. But it'...
