Kumail Ali
Kumail Ali is a New York based stand up comedian and writer. His favorite people in the world include Salman Rushdie, Terry Gilliam, Guillermo del Toro, Vincent Price and Fox Mulder. Read his daily movie blog.
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I don’t even know where to start. First of all, this is not the review of the movie. That will come tomorrow, after I watch the movie at midnight tonight. Yup, my first midnight opening viewing ...
So, for
whatever reason, i have no objectivity when it comes to Hellboy. I love
the first movie probably way more than I should. I've seen it almost
twenty times. I have a Hellboy sized blindsp...
A rant on LostI made a huge mistake recently guys. I got myself into Lost. I had sidestepped the whole thing too. I watched the first season and was like “They don’t know what the fuck the...
This is a personal preference of course, but I hate this sub genre of
movies. Its condescending and trite, almost always unrealistic and
extremely predictable. From what I gather, these kinds of mov...
For a few years there, my favorite genre of movies, bar none, was romantic comedies. I am not ashamed of this. I am not. Ahem.It
makes sense now why it happened. Boy in Pakistan hits puberty, any
t...
So I was going to post this yesterday, in honor of the big man's 72rd birthday, but instead decided to spend the day at the airport trying to get out of North Carolina. So here we go. This is why...
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a very disappointing movie. The more time goes by, the less I like it. Lets get the obligatory caveats out of the way. I love all the Indiana Jone...
The first female breasts I ever saw were on that three breasted
mutant lady on Total Recall. You know how the ending to Casablanca
reminds you that, even with our propensity to do untold harm to eac...
