Sean Gardner
Sean dislikes writing bios, so he has left the duties to his brother, Matthew.Sean appeared from nowhere shortly after the Christmas of 1981. He was gooey, listless and an attention grabber from day one. He once filled bottles of sand, loaded them into a briefcase and dramatically attempted to run away. We found him an hour later on the corner of the street, eating the sand, too lazy to walk another step. I've plotted his murder for years, but he continues to foil them with the aid of his lucky patch of chest hair and cunning sidekicks.
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As I prepare to say goodbye to New Mexico, a land I've spent many a year living (some would say trapped) in, I feel an odd lack of nostalgia or even a twinge of sadness for the dry desert air. It's be...
A quick one today, mostly because I'm getting ready to move across the country on Thursday and the ball-dripping heat here has me lethargic.Paul Newman may have cancer, Patrick Swayze does have cancer...
So last night over several Hamm's beers, a bottle of champagne and some mean paella at the house, a group of us got to discussing Son of Rambow (an amazing little film), which led me to admit that I c...
Rarely do I ever ponder the idea of Adam Sandler. There was a time when this statement was miles from the truth. When I was a young, impressionable lad, my babysitter played me his tape (yes, cassette...
Let's get this out of the way, first and foremost. I was doing my daily browsing of the internets and discovered that as part of the promotional materials for Choke, the adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk'...
Sean Gardner. New blogger.Film obsessed. Music obsessed. Food obsessed. Obsessive.Originally from a suburb outside of Boston best known for alcoholism and discontent, Albuquerque (Devin loves us! As m...
