Sean Gardner
Sean dislikes writing bios, so he has left the duties to his brother, Matthew.Sean appeared from nowhere shortly after the Christmas of 1981. He was gooey, listless and an attention grabber from day one. He once filled bottles of sand, loaded them into a briefcase and dramatically attempted to run away. We found him an hour later on the corner of the street, eating the sand, too lazy to walk another step. I've plotted his murder for years, but he continues to foil them with the aid of his lucky patch of chest hair and cunning sidekicks.
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Theaters are terrible right now. There is currently such a dearth of reasonable choices that the Landmark Sunshine here in NYC is still showing Synecdoche, New York. And have been for the past 5 or 6 ...
So the nominees were announced. Which you know by now if you read this site. Caring is another thing all together. Since, you know, our specific pooled film-nerdery tends not to spill over into award ...
So Devin's article this evening got me thinking about Robin. But what about him?Let's be honest, the character is largely terrible, serving as little more than a gay joke in modern times and will like...
So we made it. Hence the gap in coverage on this here blog. But yes, the long haul is over. By that, I mean to say that we have indeed found a place to live, with a very cool roomie and reasonable ren...
First, let me just say: finding a job in New York sucks.I'm not sure how many of you can empathize with this plight of mine, but there it is. Maybe it's the economy gone to shit that's messing with my...
This is the time of year that I typically start listening to melancholy music, spend many hours in movie theaters and think deep thoughts about my life and how it's gone wrong.Not this year.Well, let ...
This Tuesday, September 23rd, has been on my radar for the past few months. And here's why it should be on yours:Jenny Lewis.TV on the Radio.Kings of Leon.Ben Folds.The Foot Fist Way (on DVD).With tha...
The release of Death Race this past weekend got me to thinking a few things. First, fuck them for remaking it. Second, fuck them for remaking it with Statham and McShane, not to mention Joan Allen, ca...
Word on the street is that Darren Aronofsky's latest film, The Wrestler, is screening at the Toronto Film Festival in the impending future. Let me explain why this worries me.First, it's a film about ...
After close to two months on Cape Cod, I had a smile on my face, my psyche brimming with hope about the culture on this, Massachusetts' crooked penis. As I shoveled a delicious breakfast into my mouth...
