Christian can't seem to get away from Burbank, California. Born and raised there, then lured back after college, he has spent most of his time screenwriting and slummin' for The Man.  For variety's sake, he catches a few films when he can and writes about the cinema like some hi-falutin' Rex Reed type (yawn!) who simply can't get enough of himself.  When he's not doing any of that, he harasses his girlfriend with Scrabulous games so she can't do her illustration and animation work.  She resents him for this (well, not really), so he blogs for Chud to stay outta trouble, just like Robocop said he should.