Gabe Garza
Gabriel grew up in an impoverished Welsh family and, due to good genes, won a strong man contest in the mid-90's by dragging a port-a-potty 50 yards with only his teeth and his wits. Since then, he's been a film critic and has received his BA degree in film from UC Santa Barbara. Currently, he occupies his time by working on his first novel and eating circus peanuts. Sometimes, late at night, he likes to sit on the toilet and cry. He also likes cheese.
Blogs by this Author
In my never-ending quest to hunt down quality television
programming, I have been slapped with the realization that I am now whoring out
my dignity to several crappy reality game shows.&...
While dealing with bouts of paranoia, consuming my weight in
Bit O’ Honey bars and suffering from “Whiskey dick,” I have also been plowing
through a stack of videogam...
As many CHUD readers can attest to, holiday traveling is
about as much fun as working out to a Richard Simmons’ Sweatin’ To The
Oldies tape. At first it’s beara...
Time is precious to me, so when I'm not eating salty meats or daydreaming about Bea Arthur, I like to do something constructive. Like spend hours upon hours channel surfing. Accordi...
Since I started grad school a couple of weeks ago I haven't been keeping up with world or local events. Not that I keep up on things normally, I mean, most of my information comes from such re...
Comic-Con finally ended on Sunday and I can now get back to my boring, pathetic life. Before I launch into another Comic-Con screed, I want to make it perfectly clear that I write this all ...
I've been debating whether or not I should do a write-up for this year's Comic-Con. Many friends of mine are spaced out around the country and I consider you, my kick-ass readers, part of my ext...
A couple of nights ago I lay stranded on my couch, my innards aching and throbbing, as though my stomach had been pummeled by a sack full of Wintergreen Tic-Tacs. Eventually, I found myself in t...
In honor of the upcoming San Diego Comic-Con (preview night is Wednesday, July 23rd and the Con runs through Sunday the 27th), I figured I would share the highlights and lowlights of Comic-Con pa...
TheraFlu. NyQuil. Airborne. Ricola. Cold-Eeze. Herbal tea. Monkey penis. Luden's. Robitussin and Tylenol PM.I've ingested all of these medicines, lozenges, drinks ...
