Gabe Garza
Gabriel grew up in an impoverished Welsh family and, due to good genes, won a strong man contest in the mid-90's by dragging a port-a-potty 50 yards with only his teeth and his wits. Since then, he's been a film critic and has received his BA degree in film from UC Santa Barbara. Currently, he occupies his time by working on his first novel and eating circus peanuts. Sometimes, late at night, he likes to sit on the toilet and cry. He also likes cheese.
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Time is precious to me, so when I'm not eating salty meats or daydreaming about Bea Arthur, I like to do something constructive. Like spend hours upon hours channel surfing. Accordi...
Since I started grad school a couple of weeks ago I haven't been keeping up with world or local events. Not that I keep up on things normally, I mean, most of my information comes from such re...
Comic-Con finally ended on Sunday and I can now get back to my boring, pathetic life. Before I launch into another Comic-Con screed, I want to make it perfectly clear that I write this all ...
I've been debating whether or not I should do a write-up for this year's Comic-Con. Many friends of mine are spaced out around the country and I consider you, my kick-ass readers, part of my ext...
A couple of nights ago I lay stranded on my couch, my innards aching and throbbing, as though my stomach had been pummeled by a sack full of Wintergreen Tic-Tacs. Eventually, I found myself in t...
In honor of the upcoming San Diego Comic-Con (preview night is Wednesday, July 23rd and the Con runs through Sunday the 27th), I figured I would share the highlights and lowlights of Comic-Con pa...
TheraFlu. NyQuil. Airborne. Ricola. Cold-Eeze. Herbal tea. Monkey penis. Luden's. Robitussin and Tylenol PM.I've ingested all of these medicines, lozenges, drinks ...
Robin Williams played one. As did Matt Dillon, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Nick Nolte and Samuel L. Jackson. The same goes for Liam Neeson. And Will Smith. E...
Coldplay is a wildly popular band that composes bland, boring and ear-punishing music that makes me yearn for the nut-crushing sonic maelstrom of Hootie and the Blowfish and the dick-shred...
Every now and again I'll wake up sweating and screaming due to intense night terrors. Usually, I end up inadvertently kicking the transvestite and/or my Mom out of the bed. Like ...
