Alan Cerny
Alan "Nordling" Cerny has lived in Texas all his
life, but don't hold it against him. The local sheep have that covered.
He's written film reviews for Ain't It Cool News and Steven Spielberg once
wrote him a letter saying he was a "very good writer," but this is
the guy who thought it was a good idea to make Tom Cruise's kid alive at the
end of WAR OF THE WORLDS when he should have been worm food, so take that as
you will. "Nordling" was the name of Alan's favorite D&D
character growing up, but he died violently, and Alan just can't seem to let
go.
Blogs by this Author
was on HBO tonight.RECOUNT re-examines the events of the 2000 Presidential Election, and although we know what happened, director Jay Roach (the AUSTIN POWERS movies? Really?) and writer D...
There's been quite a bit of discussion lately about whether or not INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL will be any good. I don't have any idea at this point. I know that I'v...
I could list all the things that's kept me from blogging: the election, GTA 4, work intrigue, home stuff, but the fact is that I've been lazy. I said I was going to do a series on Spielberg film...
If you've read past blogs from me here or on Myspace, you've heard me rant about my favorite rock band on earth, R.E.M. Flat out, their last album, AROUND THE SUN, sucked. And the two ...
John Cusack in HIGH FIDELITY is always doing top 5 lists about certain situations. As this is a blog and I have no original thoughts, I thought I'd list the five songs that define me as a pers...
Sorry I haven't blogged for the past couple of weeks. More Spielberg reviews on the way, I promise. I've been very busy,If you know anything about me personally, you'd know that I'm a...
Over the next few weeks, I'll be doing a little critical analysis, as well as my own personal retrospective, on the films of Steven Spielberg. Granted, I won't do all of them. I've done ...
According to everyone in the know about these things, the Format War (it feels oddly appropriate to capitalize those words) is over. HD-DVD is dead, and long live Blu-Ray. It's VHD Day (as...
So we got our tax refund this weekend, and my wife decided that she wanted a Blackberry Curve. I got a PS3, five games (Rainbow Six Vegas, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty 4, and The Simpso...
Hillary Clinton, 825 delegates. Barack Obama, 732. I was hoping for more wins for Obama, but he's put in a good show so far.I told my wife at the beginning of the election cycle, "It's goi...