Trevor La Pay
Trevor "Minsky" La Pay is the low man on the CHUD totem pole, but that's just because he prefers it that way. He lives in Albuquerque, NM, with his wife, dog, and cat. Rest assured, you'll never read a cute story or anecdote about my life in my blog, unless it's at least tangentially related to film.
Blogs by this Author
Here to kiss babies and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of babies
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 04/1/2008
With the omnipresent media drone surrounding Obama and Clinton, eventual Republican presidential nominee John McCain has had it pretty easy. Sure, he takes a little flak for being old, but as lo...
A Would-Be John: On the set of Taylor Hackford's Love Ranch
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 03/24/2008
Hookers. Call girls. Women of the night. Texas ditch ferrets.Prostitutes go by many colorful names, but their clients have only one: John. People usually assume that "Joh...
Recycled Humor II
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 03/4/2008
In the interest of energy conservation, here are my old church signs.Yes, I'm aware that church signs are an easy target, and that I'm not breaking any new ground here. Just remember that I get ...
Bio-Newsflash 2/29
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 02/29/2008
As a supporter and aficionado of animals (especially puppies!), I was really looking forward to the release of the new "Encyclopedia of Life" (www.eol.org) site. As it happens, a surge of commun...
Enema Mine, Part I: Flushing Out the Netflix Queue
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 02/18/2008
Once upon a time, Netflix was a special place where I could rent my obscure Z-grade zombie films in peace without risking the shunning gaze of the Hollywood Video clerk. Many Let Sleeping Corpse...
Open letter to the Dominos.com "Track Your Pizza" function:
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 02/8/2008
you've got to be fucking kidding me.
McCain finally uses Necronomicon!
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 02/6/2008
The news that John McCain plans to have a digitally resurrected Ronald Reagan introduce him at the CPAC incited a shitstorm (well, a shit sun-shower, really) of blogger rants and raves this morning.&n...
Brainteaserz: Guess These Films!
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 02/4/2008
As part of my 6-part "Recycle old shit I've done in the message boards" series, I give you:GUESS THESE FILMS!I've recreated several famous and beloved films using only MS Paint, elbow grease, and gump...
Coming Soon: Jessica Alba's Travel Guide!
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 02/1/2008
Recently, megastarlet Jessica Alba gave an interview with moviesonline where she answered the question "Where did you guys hang out off the set?" with the following statement:Jessica Alba: We went to ...
CHUD DVD: The Worst of the Worst
- By Trevor La Pay
- Published 01/30/2008
Here at CHUD, we lowly DVD reviewers often get the chance to review excellent titles. From high-visibility stuff like Troy to expensive box sets like Seinfeld: Season 9, we're given our p...