Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers. 
Blogs by this Author
A Nice Hard Slap - Friendship is Not À La Carte.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/27/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Friendship is Not À La Carte. For
a while we had a really robust circle of friends populated almost
entirely of folks who met each other in Atlanta because of CHUD.com.
Am...
A Nice Hard Slap - You Can Take the Boy out of the Country But You Can't Take the Hunting Knife Out of the Face of the Boy out of the Country
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/22/2008
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Nice Hard Slap - You Can Take the Boy out of the Country But You Can't
Take the Hunting Knife Out of the Face of the Boy out of the Country. "I'm a good 'ol boy."I've
heard this comment/apology/d...
A Nice Hard Slap - Damn These Amazing Hands and Balls of Mine!
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/21/2008
Damn These Amazing Hands and Balls of Mine! Why is it that the only peripheral that is my favorite in the entire universe was discontinued by Microsoft a few years ago and now selling for upwards of $...
A Nice Hard Slap - Erotic Lit Q&A #3
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/18/2008
Erotic Lit Q&A #3. For
decades my family has had this little perverted Q&A game we play.
Last week, a few of us tried a variant on it where we take turns
writing fucked up erotic liter...
A Nice Hard Slap - Olympic Eating Habits.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/15/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Olympic Eating Habits.Michael
Phelps eats 600 steaks, 350 eggs, 200 onions, 18 pounds of crayfish, 5
live hot dogs, 3 Fun Dips, and a Funyun a day and still manages to be
svelte ...
A Nice Hard Slap - What Condition Our Conditioning Is In.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/14/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - What Condition Our Conditioning Is In.It's
amazing how easy it is to get swept up into the cultural shifts
happening around us without even noticing. Many of them make life
easie...
A Nice Hard Slap - Offended By Religion
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/13/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Offended By Religion. Monday
was my daughter's first day of Pre-K and the first time in her life [and
presumably for the rest of it] a Monday-Friday regiment has been
installed. ...
A Nice Hard Slap - Why Tropic Thunder will win the weekend.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/12/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Why Tropic Thunder will win the weekend.Retards cannot drive themselves to the theater. That's one extra sale!Retard Math tells us this:Retard + Chaperone = Two TicketsI think that'...
A Nice Hard Slap - Doppeltracheotomygängers!!
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/7/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Doppeltracheotomygängers!! There's a pilot for a Sci-Fi Original Series in here somewhere...I
was at lunch the other day and saw a dead ringer for a friend of mine...
A Nice Hard Slap - My Tea is USB Compatible!
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/5/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - My Tea is USB Compatible! So
I'm sitting there on a Monday morning, doing my best to kick some ass
while enjoying my morning cup of Rose of Suzhou tea (which you shoul...
