Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers. 
Blogs by this Author
A Nice Hard Slap - Emails Drafts of the Dead.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 10/18/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Emails Drafts of the Dead.I'm sitting here and Microsoft Outlook prompts me to AutoArchive my old items, which I do because that program has fucked me enough times to know not...
A Nice Hard Slap - Fuck This Face.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 10/16/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Fuck This Face.It's painfully easy to rip on Twilight,
not only because there is no way it can possibly be good. Not only
because vampires are absolute horseshit 88% of the time. ...
A Nice Hard Slap - Craig Tiberius Nelson Must Be Hurting.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 10/14/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Craig Tiberius Nelson Must Be Hurting.I'm
never one to turn down a Heather O'Rourke joke, not because I don't
feel for the little girl's family and their loss but because I'm more...
A Nice Hard Slap - I Prematurely Ended a Shit to Be Handed Christian Literature.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 10/10/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - I Prematurely Ended a Shit to Be Handed Christian Literature.I have a big "No Soliciting" sign on my door. This applies to salesmen of any shape and size whether they're hawking ind...
A Nice Hard Slap - Eight Year Olds Can't Vote.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 10/9/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Eight Year Olds Can't Vote.I'm
voting for Obama, which is about as much a no-brainer as the people who
aren't. That said, if I wasn't pretty damn sure he's the right answer
for t...
A Nice Hard Slap - They EXTENDED Sex and the City?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 09/28/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - They EXTENDED Sex and the City?There was one thing the world did not need in regards to Sex and the City: The Movie. MORE.The movie in its theatrical form was about thirty minutes t...
A Nice Hard Slap - Jazz Bands + Vocalists
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 09/25/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Jazz Bands + Vocalists. OK, I've had it...I'm
tired of seeing the jazz acts that I like adding vocalists to boost
sales and allow for crossover interest. Particle's album Launchpa...
A Nice Hard Slap - September 1, The Last Day of Baseball...
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 09/16/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - September 1, The Last Day of Baseball... For
the first time since 1991 neither of my teams is going to the
postseason. To say I've been spoiled is an understatement but there's
s...
A Nice Hard Slap - Punk Covers Are Dumb.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 09/14/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Punk Covers are Dumb. Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal?Automatic Hotel's Brown-Eyed Girl?The hundreds of other covers of hot songs by "punk" bands? DUMB.Forget that the punk movemen...
A Nice Hard Slap - OK, Now We Really Have an Oil Crisis.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 08/31/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - OK, Now We Really Have an Oil Crisis. OK people it's finally time to start worrying about this oil situation. Sean "Puffy" Combs is flying commercial. PROOF. Seriously people. We ca...
