Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers. 
Blogs by this Author
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #2
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 12/26/2008
A Nice Hard Slap is dead. My blog is taking a new shape, though I don't assume it'll get any smarter or more worth a link in your interoffice email forward list because of the change.What I promise is...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #1
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 12/25/2008
A
Nice Hard Slap is dead. My blog is taking a new shape, though I don't
assume it'll get any smarter or more worth a link in your interoffice
email forward list because of the change.What
I promis...
A Nice Hard Slap - iTunes Fucked Up.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 12/5/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - iTunes Fucked Up.Though I already was sold on the show, with the episode The Pull I became a fan of Sons of Anarchy
forever. It's rare that a show evolves and ingratiates its...
A Nice Hard Slap - Twitter. I still don't get it.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 11/27/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Twitter. I still don't get it.The evolution of the internet continues and the rise to power of the social networking world baffles me increasingly each day. MySpace (me) and Faceboo...
A Nice Hard Slap - A True Role Model
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 11/22/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - A True Role ModelMy
daughter's favorite restaurant in the world is Joe's Crab Shack, a
place where she tears through 1+ adult sized orders of crab legs as I
try to [unsuccessfull...
A Nice Hard Slap - Screw These Things
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 11/19/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Screw These ThingsPeople say I complain all the time. Here's some more!1. "I Appreciate Ya".Been
hearing this more and more. Instead of saying "I appreciate it" in
regards to a se...
A Nice Hard Slap - Hating John Malkovich
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 11/10/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Hating John MalkovichAfter this year's fun but forgettable Burn After Reading and seeing the trailer for The Changeling, every iota of my tolerance for John Malkovich's schtick is g...
A Nice Hard Slap - Fuck This Face II: Fuck This Face Harder
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 11/2/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Fuck This Face II: Fuck This Face Harder.I have to admit that I'm both alarmed, warmed, and slightly nauseous at the response to my blog about the chiseled and boring face of the ki...
A Nice Hard Slap - Don't Be Koei With Me.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 10/23/2008
A Nice Hard Slap - Don't Be Koei With Me.The Dynasty Warriors
series of video games is the most creatively bankrupt and inexplicably
supported one in the history of consoles yet it is the flagship
...
A Nice Hard Slap - The Television Return of Who Gives a Fuck!
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 10/22/2008
The Television Return of Who Gives a Fuck!Recently, I saw an ad for the television show Eli Stone, which I have never seen because while I like Johnny Lee Miller I already get my daily requirement of ...
