Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers. 
Blogs by this Author
A Nice Hard Slap - I Love You, Whore!
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/30/2009
What follows is an email I received from Electronic Arts this afternoon after playing a little game called Lottso!
on the Pogo.com game service, a place I often visit to decompress and
play Scrabble...
FUCK THIS FACE: LIVE FREE OR FUCK THIS FACE AND DIE
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 03/22/2009
Fuck this Face.Fuck this Face Harder.Fuck Face with a Vengeance.What follows is my annotated version of an interview Stephanie Meyer did with Entertainment Weekly a while back. I hate reprinting other...
A Nice Hard Slap - This is Chickenfoot?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 03/21/2009
This is Chickenfoot?As someone who still has love for the old fashioned, lowest common denominator rock, I was intrigued by Sammy Hagar's 'supergroup' Chickenfoot. Chad Smith on drums, Michael Anthony...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #8
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 03/20/2009
Teachers Have Email?I
skipped over a hundred days of school over the last two years of my
high school experience [might be why I graduated in summer school!].
I'm not ashamed of it, don't regret a ...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #7
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 01/29/2009
Economic Crisis SOLVED.Hey
folks, did you know that the economy is trouble? Some news sites are
reporting it. Apparently there's some financial hardship happening and
no one is enjoying it except t...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #6
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 01/18/2009
I Solved the Braves.Most
of the folks who read this site couldn't care less about baseball, but
some do and I'd like to think that a select few are the kind of people
who I'd love to have a drink w...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #5
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 01/10/2009
Ten Years.In
ten days it'll be the ten-year anniversary of my father suddenly
passing away. So much is cloudy about that event and seemingly
everything that came before. Ten years is a long ass tim...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #4
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 01/8/2009
Change Your TV, Change Your Life.I
saw an ad for Sharp today geared towards someone purchasing
their next television and their motto for their products is apparently
"Change Your TV, Change Your Li...
Fuck this Face III: Fuck Face with a Vengeance
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 12/31/2008
Fuck This Face III: Fuck Face with a VengeanceWhat better way to end 2008 than with one last "fuck you" to Twilight and its horrible, horrible fan base. Actually, this time the fuck you is on me.Sort ...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #3
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 12/28/2008
A
Nice Hard Slap is dead. My blog is taking a new shape, though I don't
assume it'll get any smarter or more worth a link in your interoffice
email forward list because of the change.What
I promis...
