aaahhhhSomeone needs to round up Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, and all the other old codgers who form the Saturday Night Live Alumnus Society and throw them off a cliff into the Realm of the Forgotten so as not to allow them to inflict any more hurt on the world. It's like they're doing everything they can to tarnish their once great collective reputations (Bill Murray excluded, of course).

What the hell happened to these guys, who had a hand in such classic comedies and films over the years? I realize it's not some new development that they all have been involved in nothing but spectacular and colossal wastes of time over the past decade, but give me a break! The Pink Panther! Did this need to be remade?

Apparently the answer is yes. So if you want to go ahead and make plans not to see this film, mark your calendars. It will be coming out some time right before the apocalypse happens. In the meantime you can watch the trailer to help give you some additional reasons to hate our society and everything it has become. Did I mention the film costars Beyonce Knowles? Also, take note of the raping that Henry Mancini’s classic theme song is subjected to. This all from the guy who brought us the remake of Cheaper by the Dozen.