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DIE HARD INTERNATIONALE
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Dan Vinton
A bastard child of the Western United States, Dan was born in California but later deported to Washington, Utah, back to California, Colorado and against all hopes for a California return, ended up in Utah. Shaddap. Had a tragically brief and passionately sweaty '06/'07 run as news contributer to CHUD. Currently the Marketing Manager for an online service hated by most everyone unfamiliar with it, but takes solace in the fact he's got a gorgeous/charming wife, a kickass kid and a neural network that's going on 34 years tazer free. 
By Dan Vinton
Published on 02/28/2007
 

DIE HARD INTERNATIONALE
Willis. Nogin.I still think the rest of the world is getting a better title out of Die Hard 4.0 than the US is getting with the wretched and embarassing Live Free or Die Hard. Stop with the clever titles. The thought of the gimmick that's taken full rabid control of DVD edition titles moving to mainstream film titles has got me all squirmy inside.

To add insult to injury, the rest of the world is also gandering at a pretty cool poster of greasy, bald and sweaty (why did those adjectives suddenly feel pornographic?) Bruce Willis giving his patented look of cool concern amidst the sparks of off-camera carnage. Plain, but I like it.

View it to your hearts content here or check out a larger version on the interwebs of Russia here.