FREDDY'S FULLY F***ED FACE
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 11/25/2009
- News
Picture removed at the request of Warner Bros!
Here's the rule I don't think Hollywood marketing departments quite understand yet: your characters, monsters and other designs for big geek properties will be revealed by toys, book tie-ins and other promotional items if you don't reveal them yourselves first. Such is the case when it comes to the face of Freddy Krueger in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street; while Warner Bros has been hiding Freddy's kisser, a NECA toy photo gives the whole thing away. It gives the whole outfit away, in fact.
What do you think? I saw this make-up live and in person and thought it was delightfully realistic and unsettling. I'm not certain a toy photo is the best way for anyone to experience it the first time, but hey, that's what happens with your geek properties these days.
What do you think? I saw this make-up live and in person and thought it was delightfully realistic and unsettling. I'm not certain a toy photo is the best way for anyone to experience it the first time, but hey, that's what happens with your geek properties these days.
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Comment #1 (Posted by adam)
Needs more Mason Verger.
Comment #2 (Posted by Nate)
What happened to the "tyranny of reality"?
Comment #3 (Posted by Troy)
I wonder if Harry Potter will finally defeat him this time.
Comment #4 (Posted by DevinF)
Here's the rule I don't give blow job reviews unless I get a set visit, like the piss poor Firday the 13th remake or if Seth Rogen is involved
Comment #5 (Posted by [A])
These things ALWAYS show up as toys first -- I remember the Abomination.. and few others..
Comment #6 (Posted by an unknown user)
That looks all kinds of terrible. I would have assumed the toys would be for the adult collector, that photo looks like an attempt to put Freddy on a cereal box.
Comment #7 (Posted by TeamHurricaneLovesYou.com)
I was unaware that they changed Freddy's origin story for this one because that thing looks like an alien. It's the alien from Signs. Except scared by all that water Mr. Phoenix slung his way. I get it now.
Comment #8 (Posted by A-COD)
My expectations for this are low and dropping by the moment.
Comment #9 (Posted by Rash)
He´s cute!
Comment #10 (Posted by krod)
finally a bad dreams toy!!!!
Comment #11 (Posted by Giraffe)
Looks like a burn victim. Job done.
Comment #12 (Posted by Bill Brasky)
I love that you censored yourself in the title of this post, and yet the site bore Nick's "Fuck This Face" banners on the frontpage for weeks.
Comment #13 (Posted by asdf)
I thought it had already been established that this movie mostly sucks. Why are we still caring about elements of a remake which hasn't been released yet but that we already know failed to be cool?
Comment #14 (Posted by asdf)
Also, THANKS for censoring the post title. For those of you who didn't know this, maybe office networks block links with certain keywords in them. And since CHUD seems to reflect the post title in the article link, often any cursewords mean you can't get to the link from the office.
Comment #15 (Posted by Nick)
God please be better than that horrible Friday remake. I dig the concepts so far, but the Friday film fell so damn flat...
Comment #16 (Posted by freddyvision)
Guillermo Del Toro should of been more interested in these remakes..
Comment #17 (Posted by The real bill brasky)
You're giving me a bad name, #12. Pick a new nom de plume.
Comment #18 (Posted by LzaLacy)
Read the screenplay and there's no doubt this will be awful as the characters openly drop pop songs and band names in dialogue that seems pretty laid back for being in a situtation where a burn victim is trying to kill you. You wonder if this movie will be as flat as the "Friday" remake? this movie will be flatter than Sherri Shepard's concept of earth...
Comment #19 (Posted by Bort Jr.)
I read somewhere that the makers of lipitor paid to have there product advertised in this movie. Is this the movie where Harry fingers Hagrid?
Comment #20 (Posted by Sorry Nick)
I saw this at the first test screening in El Segundo a few weeks ago. It's worse than that shitty Friday the 13th remake. This is by far the worst of the Platinum Dunes remakes. Utterly soulless, mass mainstream schlock designed for twelve year old girls who will see this shit at their local mall. It's pathetic.
Comment #21 (Posted by KermitTehFrencie)
Looks like a Muppet
Comment #22 (Posted by Bill Brasky)
Hey, #17:
TO US!
Comment #23 (Posted by ticklemypickle)
"In MY dreams, I'm the WIZARD MASTER!"
Comment #24 (Posted by Milez)
Not a single person should judge this movie yet, its not even out!!! If you go see it, and think it sucks. Then aight, thats one thing.. But to say that this will blow donkey balls is ridiculous.. Give it a chance.... During the entire Elm st series of movies, if anyone noticed that is, the stories of Freddy were all over the place.. the only thing that stayed true was How he got burned, what he was before getting burned... Im sure this movie will get into how he became the Dream Killer...
Comment #25 (Posted by Diasdiem)
Totally agree with adam. Guy from Hannibal was the first thing I thought of when I saw that photo.
Comment #26 (Posted by joey cash)
Is that a shadow, or does he have 2 different colored eyes?
Comment #27 (Posted by loosecannon)
ribbit...ribbit
Comment #28 (Posted by Jay)
Michael Bay musy be destroyed!!!
Comment #29 (Posted by Swearengen)
Goddamn, Harrison Ford is looking older by the day.
Comment #30 (Posted by an unknown user)
Aren't the toys, books, tie ins, etc all a product of the hollywood marketing department to begin with?

