HARRISON FORD HAS EXTRAORDINARY SCHMALTZ
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 11/11/2009
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I'm not sure how Extraordinary Measures escaped being a movie on Lifetime or Oxygen (where it also would have starred Brendan Fraser), but it's a real theatrical film with a real theatrical trailer. In the film Fraser's kids are dying of some weepy disease or other and there's no hope... except for the wacky scientist played by Harrison Ford in full grumpy old man mode.
This movie looks pretty rotten, but I could almost be convinced to see it based on this line of dialogue alone: "His science is way ahead of everybody else's."
This movie looks pretty rotten, but I could almost be convinced to see it based on this line of dialogue alone: "His science is way ahead of everybody else's."
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Comments
Comment #1 (Posted by You know you were thinking it)
Was his science so advanced that it possilbly blinds someone? Because if that's the case I have the perfect song for the credits.
Comment #2 (Posted by an unknown user)
"Indiana Jones and the science way ahead of everyone else's"
Comment #3 (Posted by Danny Djeljosevic)
Lorenzo's Advanced Science.
Comment #4 (Posted by an unknown user)
"I cant just sit around waiting for my kids to die"
That line reached places I never knew I had.
Comment #5 (Posted by deth bandit)
Medicine Man II: Science Harder
Comment #6 (Posted by devin fuckachi)
you guys are all cynical, hateful fucks who wish to kiss devin's ass and piss on anything that doesnt fit your ideal of a geek-fan movie.
seriously, when did any of you make ANYTHING worth bragging about or even discussing?
you are all wankers with no taste and should fuck right off...
Comment #7 (Posted by Frogger)
Hmm, that does look bad. Thanks for bring it all to our attention you bearded meatball. Viva la talkbacks!
Comment #8 (Posted by Goggles Pizano)
Hey, its dat Cameron guy from da Ferris Bueller moobie. Dang, he got OLD!
Comment #9 (Posted by Deep6Mrs6)
#6:
I made a shit earlier that's better than this movie, but I must admit - it was not as good as your Mom's blow jobs.

