DREAMWORKS APPOINTS GENERAL CHANG COUNSEL
- By David Oliver
- Published 11/10/2009
- News
Kind of hard to grab news to today that Devin isn’t all over (as usual) but I do have an unbelievable bit of behind-the-scenes info concerning the DreamWorks legal department. If you can believe it, the SKG house has landed General Chang as their counsel, according to Variety. Not much has been heard from the fearsome Klingon since Undiscovered Country, (and truth be told, I kind of thought he was blowed up), but this hire should come as quite a coup for DreamWorks. The general, who is known to have a passion for Shakespeare, especially in the original Klingon, has proven himself to be not only a cunning battle tactician, but also an adept legal representative. Although the trial seemed to have a prejudiced jury panel, the general was instrumental in getting the conviction of both Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy for the assassination of Chancellor Gorkon back in the day. The general’s win-loss record in the courtroom is unknown, but doubtless his fearsome bolted-on eyepatch has helped him secure more than his share of victories. Chang has pretty much kept a low profile (really, though, I thought he was space dust…I mean, how could he have survived that torpedo? Site to site transport maybe?) since unfounded allegations of prosecutorial misconduct and complicity in the Chancellor’s murder.
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Comments
Comment #1 (Posted by HAM)
Damn you.
I laughed.
Comment #2 (Posted by Lou)
Well that was a waste!
Comment #3 (Posted by Chuddlesworth)
I actually want more of this. Dull entertainment news filtered through the prism of the Star Trek Movies.
Comment #4 (Posted by Three Oranges)
Oh man, those Chinamen sure do have some funny names. I can't wait until someone named Wang gets a job somewhere.
Comment #5 (Posted by Jack)
This is embarrassing for the front page.
Comment #6 (Posted by Profane)
Isn't the term "Dull entertainment filtered through Star Trek Movies an Oxymoron?"
I kid, I like HALF of the Star Trek Movies.
When I first read this article I thought it was a roundabout way to say that Christopher Plummer had become a lawyer or something. Guess it was a roundabout way to use naming stereotypes for the one culture which pretty much own the world soon

