EA's been doing some ridiculous things with their marketing of Dante's Inferno. They gave us all unique, disgusting books at a community day, they mailed out checks for $200 for the month of Greed. They're really looking to mess with people's minds as they take us down each circle of hell.

It seems that my sin is Wrath.


 
A 17 pound package appeared from Fedex today, and inside was a crate. I took the twine off and opened it to eerie, spooky sounds.... that soon were silenced by the horrific noise of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. It was then that I realized that the crate was completely sealed and that the whole song was playing. There was no way to turn it off! As it finished I breathed a sigh of relief, because that bastard was LOUD.

And then it started up again.

Here's what went down.