Do you enjoy horrible, canned production music? Lots of extraneous slap bass? Microphones jammed in the faces of disinterested stars? Then Review Nation is for you! I am astounded by the sheer volume of movie outlets in this world every day. All because of the hard work done by pioneer sites like mindspring.com/~moviefreek9.htm and cinebot.edu. Amazing.

Luckily there's a pot of gold at the end of this cell rainbow.

When cornered at the press line for The Transporter 3: Keep Your Expectations Low, none other than Sylvester Stallone hinted that he's working on adding Mr. Dolph Lundgren to The Expendables (my article) and that he'd be going toe to toe with Jet Li. That'd be pretty great, especially if viewed as a companion piece to Men of War.

I don't want to get too hyped up for this, because it's a delicate little snowflake of a movie. But it's a great possibility. If they can wrangle a good outcome from Dolph's crackerjack legal team.

See the interview here. Especially if you love being freaked out by a touchy-feely Robert Knepper.